Alex Turner 

the hottest fucking human you will ever see in your life

Hey you know Alex Turner?
Oh yeah that really hot guy?
Yeah the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys

Alex Turner by alex turner is so hot September 28, 2021

Alex Bowman 

Hack

Alex Bowman is a hack, he's an absolute hack

Alex Bowman by .u November 17, 2021

ALEX SEX POSITION 

alex sex position, just a sex position called alex.

is that the alex sex position?!

ALEX SEX POSITION by OLYMPIOUS February 1, 2022

Alex Champion

someone who is extremely cringe, wears glasses and also won't shut the fuck up.

Friend 1: "bro I love wendy's"(deez-nuts reference)
Friend 2: "shut the up you little Alex Champion

Alex Champion by bweasy March 11, 2022

Alex G 

noun

an alex g is a strange kind of human usually found hopelessly searching for the meaning to his existence. you will not find an alex g near an olivia because often he will have annoyed her

olivia "yes alex g is rather odd"
emily: " i couldn't agree more"

Alex G by Gsisins August 31, 2022

Alexander James Kempton ;)) 

Alexander James Kempton ;)) is a troubled young man who is not looking forward to his German exam. He is having a competition with Arib Al-Islam to see who is better at German. Alexander James Kempton ;))'s are usually calm but can get very horny if Jordan is near.

Jim: Oh boy here comes Jordan, Lets hope Alex doesn't do an Alexander James Kempton ;))

Alexander James Kempton ;)) by JinglyJangly November 14, 2022

Alex Attrill 

The Goat - an all round amazing teacher and the absolute goat of singing. He's especially amazing at football and is the next Messi.

Alex Attrill is the best singer the world has ever seen!!

Alex Attrill by PBJ28 December 5, 2022