Aidan

The biggest Forehead you will ever see. Gets no girls only guys. JK he doesn’t get anyone

I will never be a Aidan

by Aidan Sakai November 13, 2017

Aidan

An Aidan is generally a green wanker. They have flakey skin that earns them nicknames like "Croc", "Corn Flakes" and "The Green Man". He also has many other flaws, such as, inarticulacy, retardation and leprosy. They generally love Brian's and it is unclear whether they are aware that sexuality exists. Aidan's also love free food at parties, but don't eat at any other time except for some cake in the morning. Aidan's seem to gain nicknames throughout their existence through moronic bahavious like pinching in the schoolyard or gaining sexual harrassment suits. They are also very bad drivers and will come up with stupid excuses like, "I couldn't see, it was nighttime", or "These 2 old people jumped right out infront of me". They are very, very bad people.

Man: "Aidan, what age are you?"
Aidan: "He did!"

Guy: "What did you do to her to?"
Aidan: "Nothing!"
Guy: "Aidan!?"
Aidan: "I just brushed up against her!"

Man 1: "You owe me a drink"
Man 2: "Well, I'm going home now!"
Man 1: "You're such a fucking Aidan!"

by Dessie the Lezzie October 17, 2011

Aidan

Cocky little prick who bullies everyone. Also loves to get beat up by guys usually with names that start with J. Thinks he is better then everyone but sucks at everything and nobody likes him. Annoying.

Dude 1; See that fight yesterday?
Dude 2; Yeah! that Aidan kid got whooped!
Dude 3; Who beat him up?
Dude 1; Joe, he was probably making fun of his girl or something.

Dude 2; that was dumb, never mess with that kid.

by OriginalGangster3 March 2, 2017

aidan

worst season finale ever, if you know what i mean. This is the worst person to jump off a bridge with. so do you yourself a favor and get a goat instead of an aidan.

I JUST MILKED AN AIDAN BEHIND THE BARN THERE.

by GOATBOATTHROATCOATROATSOAT January 12, 2017

Aidan

Plays baseball.Extreamly weird.Does not make the best decisions.Breaks alot of bones.Favorite food is pizza

Your an Aidan.

by Urban Durban February 4, 2017

Aidan

The most beautiful star.

Aidan's grandfather said that he was the most beautiful star.

by cplovespie December 18, 2017

Aidan

Boy he is like a dream come true.he love to be so sassy and finger clicks those bitches away don't give a fuck bout anything .and If u were his boyfriend ur so lucky

Aidan the best

by Char-25- January 23, 2018