Facebook affirmation

A posting on Facebook in which someone expresses an opinion about himself he doesn't really believe in order to get likes and positive comments to help him deal with his unhappiness.

"I am so tired of people saying I have to be in a relationship to be successful. I define my own success!"
"You go, dude!"
"What you say may be true, but it sounds like Facebook affirmation to me."

by Horsehide September 19, 2013

Affirmative action

A program in place to attempt to reverse 500 years of mediocre white men stealing labor, ideas and jobs from women and minorities worldwide. It also attempts to counteract the networks that kept really stupid, but white men in power.

"Did you see that stupid white guy?" Said Ms. Minority. "Yeah, he only got a job because his of father got him in." replied Ms. Friend. "Yeah, that's 500 years of affirmative action and he still couldn't get a job based on his merits?" Said Ms. Minority. "That's right, they can't fire him so they just keep moving him around."

by Thinker012345 March 29, 2015

Affectuate

To show someone that truely desires you how much they really mean to you, sprouting from the main root word of affection.

Men stare down at women to affectuate their dominance over her.

by Marpfart or MarpleRunescape September 19, 2010

Affert

the misguided feeling of accomplishment onset by seeing one of your favorite content creators post something within the last few minutes

"my little sisters afferting with her friends is really annoying"
"the epidemic of affertation among the population may be correlated to low employment population nationwide"

by namelesswalaby December 23, 2021

Affervoxatempanostickoulisompreconx

a slap in the face.

Affervoxatempanostickoulisompreconx

by Anonymous psoodonim March 11, 2025

Affered

When you accidentally kill your whole team because you are old and can't see very well

Did you see joe affered his whole team

by Biodynamic Boogie July 11, 2025

Affirmanegatory

To utterly disagree with the situation at hand and or the comment prior stated, while at the same time "throwing" the "Juke swerve" in the "agreeing direction"

Noobie: "I Pwnz0r j00r face."
Me: "That's a big Affirmanegatory Ghost Rider"

by -gS|^Ph|yA September 3, 2003