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Pubelic Accounting

Counting all of the pubes while you are taking a piss in a public urinal.
Ant: Dude, there had to be like 19 pubes ranging from 1-3 inches just chillin' in the urinal when I took my piss.

Mike: That's cute. I see you are studying up on your pubelic accounting.
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 17, 2019
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Hollywood Accounting

A series of shady, unconventional accounting practices Hollywood studios use to convert financial successes in the entertainment industry into financial losses. This is done to avoid paying taxes, royalties, and profit-sharing for a project.
"Hey Disney, this movie I starred in made over $1.3 billion at the box office. Why haven't I gotten any cut of revenue?"
"Oh, no one told you? That movie lost $23 million, we can't pay you anything."
"Hey, you were engaging in Hollywood Accounting, weren't you?!"
by jojo_03 February 10, 2024
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key account manager

someone who holds the keys to the company doors
guy: who is that woman?
other guy: she is the key account manager
by qubic December 17, 2018
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Accountability

You are already using my work you need to pay for it. I'm not going to let you steal from me in the name of accountability. If you don't need to hold Kendra McKeefry accountable you don't need to hold me accountable. But I know you used it. So you are going to pay.
Hym "I'm not going without in the name of accountability. And if it LOOKS like you are using my work to create AI and cut me out of the proceeds to you don't want people to be allowed to do it to you then you pay me. I'm not being EQUAL to you. You pay me or I'll kill a kid."
by Hym Iam July 20, 2025
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East End Accountant

Cunt. Who thinks he knows everything, but actually knows fuck all.
See that roaster there. He’s an east end accountant.
by joeysgame June 25, 2025
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Private Account Syndrome

Private Account Syndrome (PRACS for short) is the delusion of being better than everybody else just because you hide behind an account that is either private or has no posts.
They usually say horrible things and slurs but have no self control as they think they are safe behind a privated account.
(Privated Account) User1: "~racist slur~"
(Reply) Original Poster: "why'd you say that about me"
(Reply to OP) User1: "i have free speech"
(Reply) User2: "You've really gotten Private Account Syndrome"
by TerraOnHere July 14, 2024
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Sock Account

A sock, or socks, is an internet login used for two facing on the internet. A seemingly mysterious account with intent to badmouth, or cause chaos under the protection and safety of being snug within a sock. Socks are never "known brand" trolls that have notoriety. A sock seeks relevance, but, will never attain it due to its cowardly anonymity.
This sock keeps following me around from group to group trying to hump my leg. This sock account somehow knows who I am, but, obviously I don't know who it is. Socks and failtrolls go hand in hand.
by 🎩 The Famous Thomas November 1, 2022
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