Harton Academy

A shit school with no money, and everyone are chavs that will talk shit behind your back because you did a tiny oopsie in Year 7.

"Man, Did you hear John goes to Harton Academy?"
"I pity him."

by RetroJoshh May 15, 2019

Pansophia Academy

Shit school shit food and shit people why would you wanna go there

Pansophia academy is a school full of shit people if you say “I had a great day” someone will say “omg did you hear that Parker ate the teachers table”

by Say sike right now September 23, 2019

Drapers academy

A shit school

Oh look it’s Drapers academy

by MYFUCKINGLIFEISSHIT September 8, 2019

Garstang Academy

The worst school in Lancashire. Lead by one strappingly handsome man who goes by the name Alistair Ashcroft. This man is a not only a Satanist but an Anarchist and has been seen practicing witchcraft and using the schools budget on fish4hoes.com. There are many famous teachers at this such as a convicted paedophile and two teachers who had an affair and probably shagged in the science prep room

Person 1: I think Garstang Academy is the worst school ever
Person 2: don’t blame you the teachers are clearly satanists

by Big Man Ashcroft October 28, 2019

Essa Academy

The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.

''Any updates on 'Worst School Of All Time' ?''
''Obviously not.''
''So Still Essa?''
''Duhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!''
''IT'S LITERALLY THE WORDS WORST SCHOOL OF ALL TIME, WHY THE MOTHER FUCKING YOU'D THINK IT WOULD BE ANOTHER SCHOOL?''

The Essa Academy School Located In Great Britain Is One Of The World's Worst School Of All Time, Winning Around 1,000 For It's Extraordinarily Terrible Grades, Punishments etc.

by Urban Dictionary & Thesaraus February 3, 2021

Bridge Academy

Bridge academy is the worst school in Hackney bitches like miss Akinyemi think people like her like omds stfu look at your head mr Lilley is just gay and miss teap is leng icl.the teacher are even worse than mr brown.overall the worst school and wouldn’t recommend. Miss Akinyemi look at your head how u going to let your parents name u doyin🤡🤡🤡

Bridge Academy is the shittiest school ever.

by Sorry badman March 21, 2021

Crofton Academy

Crofton academy, Wakefield this is a very special school serving the villages of Sharlston, Streethouse occasionally children from Crofton attend. Although they are terrorised by the streethousers and often fear for their lives. Muggings and kidnapping in the corridors are rife, shoes and water bottles are often stolen. The teachers are oblivious to the mafia gangs, all being of a narcissistic type, they are to busy strutting around checking their own reflection in the windows. Blazers are compulsory to give the air of organisation, smart children mean good grades said the head. Grades are not great, with a whole host of narcissistic teachers the only topics the teachers excel in are themselves. The children that excel are those that deal green, going on to be mastermind crack dealers. The teachers are all extremely proud of themselves, holding yearly top teacher Oscars. Parents are banned from complaining and only complements are accepted. Parents who complain are reported to social services for insanity. Ofsted inspectors are blinded by the charm of the narcissistic teachers, giving a excellent grade every year unaware of the gun smuggling and crystal meth laboratory disgused as a science laboratory. The meth lab is extremely profitable with exports going as far as Istanbul.

I attend Crofton Academy school

by bootcutter67 April 20, 2023