by Hola213 December 7, 2013
Get the absolute andrewmug. somebody walks into doms room...
dom is naked and he glittering somehow and in the back round you see hentai porn
Man"what are doing"
Dom"what do you think i'm doing"
Man"you are the absolute SEXIEST man alive"
dom is naked and he glittering somehow and in the back round you see hentai porn
Man"what are doing"
Dom"what do you think i'm doing"
Man"you are the absolute SEXIEST man alive"
by me kill YOU December 15, 2022
Get the the absolute SEXIEST man alivemug. Person 1: hey you coming out tonight?
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.
Person 2: no, I'm in absolute distress
Person 1: ah, that sucks. Feel better fam.
by YoyoMaFam July 26, 2022
Get the absolute distressmug. by milf_central September 12, 2022
Get the Absolute Perfectionmug. Absolute Balls is a term used to describe hatred. Hate is a strong word, so use Absolute Balls instead! Your peers will get a great chuckle out of this one, chief.
"bro, the game you suggested me was absolute balls."
"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."
"No, hate is a strong word."
"What the fuck kyle. Just say you hate it."
"No, hate is a strong word."
by treesoda August 24, 2022
Get the absolute ballsmug. Absolution: When you giving it to your wife from behind but you suddenly have the urge to take a big shit and your son comes right on time to swap you and you keep hearing your wife's moans as you lay down the biggest turd of the history of turds
Man 1 : I am so happy I have a family now, used absolution yesterday. Great way to bond more with your son
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
Man 2: I know its those small things that matter.
by geoxd657 April 13, 2018
Get the Absolutionmug. An act of unfairness and unpredictability
That’s absolute ballshit! FGR should have won again. Instead FGR decided to hit the woodwork, miss 1 on 1’s and lose
by BURYAREBASTARDS January 20, 2019
Get the Absolute ballshitmug.