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Absoluteness

Absoluteness- YOU ARE AT FULL COCK NOW SPREAD IT ALL OVER THIS TEMPLE
Damn he told me i was Absoluteness
by Octo_Senpai February 5, 2022
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absolute gibberish

absolute gibberish to the point where you can't understand shit.
person 1: "fkijdhkfiusdfgdisfudsl"
person 2: tf

person 3: its absolute gibberish
by -ASUTE- September 14, 2022
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You Absolute Soggy Flannel

1: Used generally to call someone an idiot or a bit stupid

2: If you say "you have the personality of a soggy flannel" basically means youre dry asf and you need to have a bit more personality babes xox
1: Youre so bad at obbys, you absolute soggy flannel

2: I was talking to him last night and honest to god he was like a soggy flannel
by CalpolInhaler June 4, 2023
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bio-absolutism

Proffers that society is a dialectic between people with high levels of sex hormones and people with low levels of sex hormones.

Anathematic to historical materialism which posits that society is a conflict between high-capital people and low-capital people.
Bio-absolutism is the rhizomatic (Guattarian) counterpart to Marx's dialecticical materialism.
by zanderfin August 23, 2020
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Absolute Unit

The absolute definition of a chonker.
An absolute unit = a gigachad of immaculate form.
Goncalos are natural born absolute units.
Goncalo: I'm an ABSOLUTE UNIT
The rest of the lads: yeah whatever...
by Le Handle May 10, 2021
mugGet the Absolute Unitmug.

Absolutely Not

She 100% likes the man bun
Me: “ do you like the man bun
Her: “absolutely not”
by Idevenknowyet September 12, 2020
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absolute fuckin unit

a chubby, spotty girl with a massive nose and forehead
by absolutefuckinunit March 9, 2019
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