The Failed Abortion

You

You're such a failed abortion.

I think we all know the failed abortion in this situation is you

by Dangly dongolies April 18, 2019

second story abortion

An abortion performed by pushing a pregnant woman down a flight of stairs.

-marco
"Did you hear Paulo's girl is pregnant?"
-pierre
"Yeah but he told me he's going to give that bitch the ole 'second story abortion'"

by Elalacran October 9, 2021

Ginger-selective abortion

The act of aborting a fetus or, in some jurisdictions, a child up to 18 months of age on the basis of its red hair and pasty complexion. Scientists have been developing more efficient targeted tests to promote early detection of embryonic gingers, but a lack of government funding and the success of Gingers Against Youthanization (GAY) has hampered recent research efforts.

BBC News Update: "Current census data from the Republic of Ireland shows a dramatic reduction in new ginger births, thanks in part to advances in ginger-selective abortion practices. And after the break, Labour Party members are asking tough questions, such as who will the next generation pick on at school? Then, get your swarthy forecast."

by Gingo Jingo August 25, 2011

chinese abortion

The act of doing someone a favor that would help from killing an innocent human being. This is also known as the act of kicking someone in the crotch with a steel boot.

Thank you so much you seriously just gave me a chinese abortion. I just gave liam a chinese abortion and he cried.

by afrobillyshoes July 6, 2010

ghetto abortion

throwing an unwanted newborn baby in a random dumpster

dammit... i cheated on jamal and this came out! i need a ghetto abortion

by yamammy mufuka March 11, 2007

gay abortion

the accidental writing of gay adoption for a topic in English class

my topic for the English paper is gay abortion, oops i mean gay adoption; there is no such thing

by karlaw6 November 23, 2009

Anti-abortionist

people who in standard human logic kill doctors to protect life obviously shooting a doctor in the ribs pevents aborions being done legally and humanily as possible forcing the pregant women to go through vile back alley abortions or worse but they didnt think of that did they?

anti-abortionist are prime examples of people whom have a simplistic morality and too much time on their hands.

by hollowcore July 10, 2004