tool

tool is a very versatile, insulting name. synonymous with the word douche, a tool is a guy, or possibly a girl, who has an obvious negative character trait. this can be said about a known person, or about an unknown person, i.e. during peoplewatching.

the negative character trait can be anything from wearing something stupid, to being way overconfident, to being a jerk.

Variations include: toolbag, toolbox, toolbelt

(guy walks past with uggs on and a pink v-neck)
Me: That guy looks like a tool. Check out his douchebag-status uggs and pink v.

(speaking about a friend who ditched me for the 'popular gang')
Me: Wow, John is such a tool. He think he's so popular and badass.

(speaking about a fellow peer who hit his girlfriend during a fight)
Me: Wtf, Joe freakin' hit his girlfriend today! I hereby declare he is a huge tool.

by GROMkill July 26, 2009

Tool

adj., use to describe a stupid person.

Dude Africa is not a continent. It's a country in South America.

Dog, you are a fucking tool.

by Ben Ball October 29, 2007

tool

Someone who says stupid things and comments all the time.

Jeremy is a tool

by mask123 March 17, 2009

tools

Short for Pro Tools, an industry grade audio suite used in 110% good studios around the world.

See the definition of Pro Tools.

by 3EB July 27, 2005

Tool

Tool (adjective):Used to describe the noun Hamo. Derogative slang, indicates weakness and homosexual tendancies towards small infants. Tool, Toolhead, Tool Smoker.

Hamo, you are a tool.
My name is Hamo, I am a tool.

by Stone69 September 8, 2008

tool

Someone you think is a bitch or can't hold their own. Also for someone that is a poser and doesn't think for themselves.

Man that guy is a tool.

Look at that kid, what a tool.

by Namazi November 6, 2006

tool

Celebrities who name their child something eccentric just because it looks "cool" or "original."

Celebrity 1: Hey, man! I've picked my kid's name!

Celebrity 2: Really? Awesome! What is it?

Celebrity 1: Yugi! You know...after that kids show everyone loves? Isn't it great!?

Celebrity 2: Yeah, man. It's awesome! (Thinking: I dub thee tool! Congratulations...)

by slashfairy August 19, 2007