Dinosaur Crunch

(Verb)- The act of crushing the pelvic bone of an elderly person while having rough sex; due to osteoporosis.

Russ: Hey, can I give your Grandma a dinosaur crunch?

Jon: No way man, she's already in the hospital for the one you gave her last week!

by Alligator face April 5, 2011

Dinosaur island

Australia

" I went to Australia and survived!"
"No way dude, Dinosaur island!?"

by fucktard40000 September 17, 2018

dinosaur tick

The nipple of a large tit, large areola

Cindy has a hella set of dinosaur ticks

by big ld January 14, 2008

So Dinosaur

Describes an antique like product of any sort, such as someone elderly, elderly people posessions, or just some old shit you found somewhere. I dunno.

Maaaaan dat G-string is so dinosaur Grandma!

by Zigabub April 5, 2014

dinosaur backbone

When someone is so skinny that their spine sticks our like the scales on a tricerotops

Sarah had lost so much weight that when she bent over, i could see her dinosaur backbone through her swhirt.

by Karin R November 11, 2006

dinosaur penis

A massive throbing prehestorique penis

woah maxe's penis is a dinosaur penis

by Litpineapplebanana April 24, 2017

Blue Dinosaur

People who believe in blue dinosaurs are unsuperior and historically incorrect. They can often be referred to as a 'fake fan' and play monopoly wrong as they do not play with free parking monopoly rule.
People who say they believe in the blue dinosaur have rubbish common and marvel knowledge.

person 1 'Jasmine told me she believes in blue dinosaur'
person 2 'whoah! thats the biggest lie of 2019'

by superior1738 January 8, 2019