Typically an overweight human being of thr femal gender. Hair color from blonde to dirty blonde relative of the season. Has a large weakness to heartbreak, especially when never actually involved in a relationship. Also has a tendency to overreact, cry, snort, and share the most discreet information to those she should not. At the same time has a strange sense of humor only few people understand. Occasionally flys into battle with a hammer, similar to Thor Odinson. It is not wise to be friends with a Maria, they could physically and metaphorically crush you at any moment.
by SilasBlack December 17, 2018
A person who can get you so mad but so in love in 5 seconds. Who you can argue with but when you look into his big eyes his long eyelashes bat away any negative thoughts and you still want to build a family with him due to his calm, collected, and understanding nature. He has the ability to make you cry then make you laugh because of his positive vibe you can't ever stay mad at a "Jose Maria". He is reliable and he is just a great man in general. He is a great spirit and will make a great husband and father one day. If and when you find a Jose Maria don't let him go. It will hit you that you made the biggest mistake of your life.
He also has a big dick.
He also has a big dick.
by jordanair November 04, 2019
by DarviL August 29, 2020
Maria Isabelle is a cool and chill person. she doesn't talk that much and likes boys who are older than her. kind of a creep but is rlly nice.. she is also rlly prit! good person and loves her friends and family. if you mess her up she'll fucking get you back and beat your ass up- good artist as well
Maria Isabelle is cool.
by Kipland November 19, 2017
Name for a woman usually of Mexican descent. Pretty,very intelligent, very unlikely to be ghetto, does not like ugly people, is very successful. She will surpass any obstacles put in front of her, takes life as it is, and will keep going no matter what- a diamond the rough - This girl, who is renowed for her ability to drive you mad, but also bring you joy at the same time, will refuse to accept how beautiful she actually is. She is Sexy, cute and Nice - all wrapped in one package. Don't take her for a fool.
by Spanish_Eyes August 19, 2011
Maria Fernanda is the coolest persom you'll ever meet. She can be weird and awkward sometimes but you can always count on her no matter what.
She has the sweetest smile and the most beautiful hair ever!
She has the sweetest smile and the most beautiful hair ever!
by fliphsy January 08, 2014
by bigg_dick_energy June 29, 2019