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Jonah the boner

Its a guy named Jonah and he has a boner
Look its Jonah the boner
by Sw1tch3rr May 1, 2025
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Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.
This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.
by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025
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Jonah Bryan

When you put your big fat belly on her back and own a Linksys 💔💔💔
by Vietol May 15, 2025
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Jonah

Smart,cool kid/boy/man has a best friend named Nicholas and plays football 🏈 and plays Roblox and fortnight loves to say Jo mama
Jonah: guess what nicholas
Nicholas: what
Jonah: yo mama
by Quandale Dingle and yo mamma November 21, 2023
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Jonah Lavine

Jonah is an interesting character he likes to do handstands while showing off his 2 inch pinch. He loves to seduce men on a Friday night when its boys night.
Why are you acting like a “Jonah Lavine hot Cheeto mozzarella sticks dragon v2?”
by BBLslayer2 December 1, 2023
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J. Jonah Jameson

Someone who demands to see a picture of in social media is a "J. Jonah Jameson."
Stop badgering the girl for photos. You're such a J. Jonah Jameson.
by Vashta_Nerada July 5, 2023
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Jonah

Insecure people who use there emotion to try and pity people into giving them what they want, they believe everyone else is like this so gets upset at anything anyone does and blames them
by Jonah hater 69 July 16, 2023
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