chris

wifey material asf

Chris? Oh yeah he's wifey material asf

by anonymous December 18, 2020

Chris

Chris.
A name given to a pure legend,

A Chris will always take charge,
Demand authority and 11 times out of 10, you will refer to him as Boss.

Chris' also have magical pantie-dropping abilities that are far ahead of thier time, it is really to much for a vanilla bitch.

There he go right there,
Chris the the boss mother fucker.
I heard even dead chicks get moist when he visit the cemetery

by Box brigade June 8, 2018

Chris

A name that is synonymous with extraordinary traits and features. The name 'Christopher' is derived from ancient Egyptian royalty, hieroglyphics depict the subject as always being with Bitches.

That man Chris, done fucked all the bitches.

by HoWtOdOyOu December 20, 2016

Chris

A person who is always wrong.

Oh my gosh, you are being such a Chris right now.

by jayyykayyy May 31, 2018

Chris

Potato

Person 1: Potatoes
Chris: Goddamn it

by I_speak the_truth September 26, 2019

Chris

A huge cock who likes one of your friends crush but won admit it.

Chris is a faggot

by Babyboi1212 February 18, 2019

Chris

He’s a hot lookin guy but will cheat with u, in many ways, that’s because a lot of people like him.

Chris why are u cheating on me

by Fissticks January 19, 2020