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ranch cannon

A wang that can launch a high volume of semen with substantial force and distance
I want to fire my ranch cannon all over the titties
by yeyeyeye June 18, 2009
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yeet cannon

Though sometimes used to refer to any gun, the original reason for the term "yeet cannon" was the idea of throwing the gun itself (that is to say, yeeting it). As a result, most "yeet cannons" are unreliable guns, the sort that would be prone to failure and require that it be physically thrown (yeeted) at a threat in a last-ditch effort.
This term can then be broadened to any sort of failure-prone firearms situation, such as a cheap mag or rounds. Either of these would also lead to a possible operation error that would require a quick-thinking firearm enthusiast yeet their chosen missile launcher at someone (or something).

While the Hi-Point pistol with the official name "Yeet Cannon" is an enjoyable meme, an example of a real manufacturer that might frequently be accused of producing "yeet cannons" would be Taurus, whose pistols have a reputation for failure (at the time of this writing, Taurus has released a few pistols suggested to be higher-quality than previous models, so in the future they may be clean of this association). Another example of a "Yeet Cannon" would be a disposable improvised firearm, also known as a zipgun (heavily illegal to create pretty much anywhere). The "four winds shotgun" made out of a simple metal tube and a cap/nail would be an example of an improvised yeet cannon.

In any case, despite this origin, you are quite liable to hear any ol' weapon referred to as a yeet cannon, right up to a Vulkan cannon.
"First you deplete, then you must yeet." -- Yeet cannon motto.
by ManyNamesNoneTrue November 2, 2020
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grapefruit cannon

A large several inch exhaust commonly found on rice burners. Hence named because they commonly appear at a step angle and are large enough to fit medium to large size fruit.
That civic has a helluva grapefruit cannon.
by roberth March 16, 2011
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tight cannon

The opposite of a loose cannon. Someone with many boundaries. Also Kendra
Look how well these spreadsheets are organized. She’s one tight cannon.
by Yoyodad October 9, 2019
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Body Cannons

The upper area of a females body, which can cause severe damage when excessivley large and in the 'Girl On Top' position.
Damn Girl! Those Body Cannons look like they could kill someone!
by DudeCalledDave March 24, 2010
mugGet the Body Cannonsmug.

lightning cannon

a stupid edit of banisher with kick all on .PlayerRemoving or something idk
lightning cannon تاني بزاف الماء البارد في الطريق يحبسو في الماء ني هادي الدنيا ما
"Man fuck Donald trump, he wants to build a wall and don't pay taxes!!"
lightning cannon is a shitty poopoo but original in a way
by poolstealer December 8, 2020
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vibe cannons

Travis: Yo, can you toss me my vibe cannons?
Me: I still don’t understand why you call them that...
Travis: IT’S BECAUSE THESE HEADPHONES SHOT VIBES STRAIGHT INTO YOUR SOUL CARL
by PancakesForTheTable December 21, 2020
mugGet the vibe cannonsmug.

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