bi chair

How bisexual people sit with a weird slouched knee-high crossed legged position. Its fucking weird but hell its comfortable.

Human one:

wow

Human two:

what

Human one:

your so gay man

Human two:

why thank you I love my bi chair

Human one:

How the hell do you do that

Human two:
Practice hun practice *sips the tea*

by Gaybabyinatrenchcoat November 19, 2019

Cy-Bi

Noun. A person who is sexually responsive to both sexes; ambisexual, but only in cyberspace (a.k.a. online). This person isn't necessarily bi-sexual in their everyday life because they may not have ever or will ever have a physical, sexual experience with a person of their same sex. A cy-bisexual person uses the virtual world to act out their relationship fantasies even though they may never act on them offline.

Jesse is Cy-Bi (cy-bisexual) because he has a boyfriend online, but he's never dated a guy in person or been with a guy physically.

by Marajade208 January 14, 2015

bi-penial

When a fucked up dude is born with a mutation causing him to grow two dicks

"I'm fighting cancer" "well nobody's perfect" "then what's wrong with you I'm bi-penial that sounds horrible" "no I've got 2 dicks"

by Bi-penial August 25, 2013

bi-winning

The opposite of bi-polar. As defined by Charlie Sheen.

Likely to happen when you bang seven gram rocks, or take the drug Charlie Sheen which is known to melt your face off. Similar things may happen if you have tiger blood or Adonis DNA.

He wins here and he wins there... he's bi-winning

by ucanthavethisusername March 28, 2011

Bi-Losing

What happens to the victim of someone who is bi-winning. Generally what happens when someone absolutely fails at life, for example, Season 1 Episode 10 on When Cheese Fails 101, a YouTube show about Starcraft 2. Bi-losing happens when someone is bi-winning so hard, and in math, you have to do what you did to one side of the equation to the other, so if someone bi-wins, another person has to bi-lose.

OR

The only verb appropriate to describe how hard someone is failing.

Dude 1: Hey, I just got laid by 4 girls last night. What happened to you and that other girl?
Dude 2: I shit the bed and got rejected.
Dude 1: Looks like I'm bi-winning.
Dude 2: Damn, I'm bi-losing hard.

by Royce McMillan June 18, 2011

bi-winning

Not to be confused with bipolar, bi-winning is a psychiatric condition characterised by winning. Symptoms include: winning here, winning there, and the ability to bang seven gram rocks and finish them.

People with bi-winning have one speed and one gear, namely "GO!". It is believed that they have a different a different heart, a different brain, and the blood of a tiger. It is also hypothesised that their brains fire in a way which is not from this particular terrestrial realm.

"I'm bi-winning; I win here and I win there." Charlie Sheen

by nogzzzzzz March 31, 2011

Bi-pad

A term coined by Steffi.
A serious committed relationship or marriage where two people decide to have separate residences.

“Bi” means two and “pad” is a 60’s slang term for a place to live, ala “bi-pad.”

“I’m looking for a bi-pad relationship.”
“We are bi-padders. I’ve got my place and he’s got his.”
“I love living alone so I choose to be a bi-padder.”
“Bi-padding is the best because you don’t deal with all the day-to-day B.S.!”

by Kharmalicious June 25, 2022