barney moment

when someone is extremely funny

damn that's a barney moment for sure.

by fdagger27 October 18, 2020

barney

a security guard from the half-life franchise
pretty much what most people call all the security guards in half-life 1
he was called barney because in the half-life beta he looked like barney fife

a half life player: look its barney!
security guard: i am not barney i am a security guard!
barney: i am the real barney

by stupid gamer January 14, 2019

barney

A blue collar worker type guy. They're like cavemen. They act like they don't care. They only want one thing because they have nothing else to offer. They won't respect or appreciate their relationship partner. Like a lump of coal that can never be a diamond.

I dated a total barney. He was dumb like a two-by-four.

by doll face 88 May 10, 2018

Barney

Barney is a guy thats big brain and misunderstood stood as (Barney the dino)

Barneys the biggest bird.

by Thewisemanofnames August 7, 2023

Barney Syndrome

When someone looks like barney the dinosaur due to a genetic condition, also a person who is waddling and probably disabled.

Corr there goes that barney syndrome infected Brutus.

by Bigsexybarney October 10, 2019

Barney

A total dickhead who doesn't know anything but how to piss people off. They are often dis-owned at a young age when the parent realises what a mistake they made

You're such a Barney

by UR BOI BOB January 15, 2019

Weekend at Barney’s

A scenario where your bros make your corpse look alive, tell some chicks that you’re mute, and get you laid post-death

Chad’s passing is brutal dude, we gotta give him a Weekend at Barney’s

by Yhcaep December 13, 2023