A glitchy, pervy, whacked-up way for people to connect in the midst of your average global pandemic.
Guy 1: yo i was zooming with the dudes the other day
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay
Gal 1: okayyyy
Guy 2: zoom is so pervy
Gal 2: okay
by _Llama_Llady_ July 13, 2020

by Butler! October 20, 2020

by Some Random MotherFucker May 18, 2020

by slushy March 23, 2022

(Verb)- a passage of time that is spent in the throne room while the throne bearer is simultaneously occupying the throne and on a Zoom video call with 1 or more homies.
Company time is best spent performing a Zoom Poop, especially after a few Taco Bell breakfast tacos.
by DirtGod101 November 25, 2023
