When your fucking a big titted girl and make her cum into a wine glass then make her drunk mom drink it like its wine.
by longdong69 September 19, 2007
The teenage girl's kryptonite.
Stacey never paid me much attention even though I'd wanted to bang her since the 3rd grade, she was always so prim and proper. Then last Friday night I bumped into her at the bar and being a gentleman I offered her a drink.
4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.
4 white wines later she turned into Audrey Hollander it was like Jekyll and Hyde, but with sex.
by Mr. Cardboard October 31, 2011
An alcoholic drink, usually consisting of cheap white wine, chugged as quickly as possible for the purpose of getting drunk fast. The name "wine bomb" refers to the drink's similarity with the Jagerbomb.
A wine bomb is ordered by simply asking the bartender for a glass of wine. With the drink in hand, the "wine bombers" (as they are called) clink glasses and cheers before rapidly chugging the entire glass.
Wine bombs are typically consumed in situations where a beer-and-wine-only bar prevents taking traditional shots. They are an even more attractive option when the wine is available free of charge.
A wine bomb is ordered by simply asking the bartender for a glass of wine. With the drink in hand, the "wine bombers" (as they are called) clink glasses and cheers before rapidly chugging the entire glass.
Wine bombs are typically consumed in situations where a beer-and-wine-only bar prevents taking traditional shots. They are an even more attractive option when the wine is available free of charge.
A: "That cheap asshole isn't going to have liquor at his wedding reception. How does he expect me to white boy dance without being blackout drunk?"
B: "Fuck him, we'll just take a million wine bombs. That will show him."
A: "Hell yeah! I'm gonna get bent and try and fuck a bridesmaid."
B: "Period."
"Taking wine bombs every hour on the hour last night was a bad idea. I woke up this morning still wearing my tie, with my pants around my ankles, and the fat secretary from HR next to me in bed. FML."
B: "Fuck him, we'll just take a million wine bombs. That will show him."
A: "Hell yeah! I'm gonna get bent and try and fuck a bridesmaid."
B: "Period."
"Taking wine bombs every hour on the hour last night was a bad idea. I woke up this morning still wearing my tie, with my pants around my ankles, and the fat secretary from HR next to me in bed. FML."
by texas_tiger March 09, 2009
by PlayDohMan March 03, 2005
This is what you get from turning tap water into wine.
Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.
Jesus was caught doing that and selling tap wine to people. This is believed to be what lead to his crucifixion.
Firas Zeineddine hosting a kick-ass party
Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!
Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink
Sexy Girl: Meow
Sexy Girl: Firas, we are out of wine!!!!
Firas: No worries. Why don't I show you how to prepare tap wine and you show me how you work it out in return wink
Sexy Girl: Meow
by zizo2xo November 05, 2011
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