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cocky watchman

A Liverpool term for an 'old fashioned' type security guard employed to patrol education premises, building sites, etc. Usually these men were well past retirement and cheap employment for the local authorities
Do a runner, here comes the cocky watchman!
by Grozzee February 29, 2012
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So we can both watch tv?

A phrase often used to engage a female in doggy style intercourse, so both parties can enjoy the film at hand, or just for the shit of it.

Often followed by a negitive reponse.
male: Babe, do you want to do it doggy style?
female: why would I want to do that?
male: So we can both watch tv?
by drummer120uck October 3, 2009
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Distressed Watcher

A internet celebrity whore who fails at reviewing trailers (basically commercials) for movies.

Also can be used to describe someone who is excessively nitpicky about the most pointless and uneventful reasons in a jarring, loud and irritating voice and rants about said insignificance for multiple times longer than the duration of said act.
Dude, stop being a Distressed Watcher, complaining about the 3 second rising sun in that movie trailer, for the last 10 minutes. It's not a big deal and you're not funny!
by SchuminWebdotcom November 3, 2009
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swiss watch

An perfectly formulated plan. Used almost exclusively sarcastically.
That's a great plan, Walter. That's ingenious if I understand it correctly, it's a fucking swiss watch.
by Duders November 30, 2007
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watchup

Conglomeration of "what is up" , "what's up", or "what you up to"
"Hey, watchup?"
"Whatchup, ketchup?"
by topy October 18, 2008
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Weechay

Slang for Tcha bon Weechay!
It is used to describe the feeling Ambien give you if you stay awake.

This phrase was use by "Jeff" to channel the Ancient One in the video Jeff vs. Ambien
I am all weechay feeling.
by ass goblin 13 December 17, 2008
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Watching The Cleveland Show

Watching "The Cleveland Show" is the act of one returning to his/her bedroom and masturbating. The patron will usually deny their actions and resort to telling the question master that they were simply, "watching The Cleveland Show".
*Ken knocks on Guy's door*

Ken: "What are you doing in there, man?"
Guy: "Oh, shit I was just uhh ... watching The Cleveland Show ..."
by Cleveland Guy Brown October 15, 2013
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