Wenis

the skin covering the elbow.. you can't feel a thing on it!

it's not my fault my wenis is hard!
*whispers* would you like to fondle my wenis?
your wenis is touching my wenis...!
will you massage my wenis? i knocked it on the table.. it hurts very much.
you know it's impossilbe to like your own wenis??
my wenis is bigger than yours!

by jacklyn April 17, 2006

Wenis Witch

The Wenis Witch is a horrid creature from the west, with warts a plenty and a mole the size of antarctica. She comes in the night and bites off your wenis so that you cannot bend your arms, then she sniffs them and saves them for her meal of wenis'. There is only one way to protect yourself from the Wenis Witch and that is to place your hand upon your head so that she cannot bite off your wenis!

AHH! The Wenis Witch is coming quick place your hand upon your head so she won't bite off your wenis!

by Prudence VonFiltch April 26, 2009

weenie

a teenage male who cares more about his bromance than his girlfriend, still uses AIM, and pretends he has a giant weenie even though it is actually not that big

person one: look him, he just ran past his gf to see his best friend!
second person: what a weenie

by MonkeyCheeseGrace March 7, 2011

Weenie Cheese

A universal noun, weenie cheese can be used to describe pretty much anything. Although, the origin of the word is derived from the curdling of weenie juice. A delicacy in the state of Abudaba.

wait, it that WEENIE CHEESE?

by abudabalover123 May 28, 2010

weenie cough

When your boyfriend ejaculates in your mouth after fellatio and a cough develops as a result of swallowing.

"Awww girl, you got the weenie cough? Et's okaai" - significant other in a homosexual voice.

by jkderp October 24, 2010

Weenie

Jordan brown

Jordan brown is a weenie head.

by jordanbrownisaweenie November 8, 2019

Wenjing

The most adorable, sexy, cute, hot, beautiful, gorgeous, talented, soft, brilliant, smart, girl you will ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever meet. But even though she is a very *captivating* person she can be very stubborn, petty and competitive but still so mesmerising. Wenjing is very easy to fall for as she is fucking perfect but unfortunately she does not see her natural fucking beauty and may feel like she may need to change things about herself because she is clearly retarded. Always be there for your wenjing because they are an actual gift from god himself and therefore you should always cherish and care for your wenjing.

** probably used wrong coz im stoopid

" you think your gf is better *fuckboy laugh, well i have a wenjing aha"
" brooo" *is shoocketh*

by succethmybigshlongimgay12345 July 7, 2020