welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony

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by quartz89 January 28, 2022

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A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.

I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.

by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023

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Welcome Team

A small group of representatives that you are transferred to, generally after completing a purchase over the phone. If the sales rep didn't do a good job, this team will mop up the mess.

"Here's Bob from the Welcome team. He can help if you need anything else."

by Deranged Gopher June 3, 2017

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Welcome to yesterday: a saying derived from the idea that a statement has been reiterated so many times as to invoke an eye roll from the receiving party
In simple terms, “yea no crap” or “tell me something I dont know”

*guy #1* Bro, private schools have way too much money! What about public schools?!
*guy #2* welcome to yesterday my guy.

by ChunkyBeavr April 12, 2023

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Welcome to Beverly Hills

The act of putting on a facade. To pretend everything is great when all Hell is breaking loose. The smile we show the public to hide our pain and turmoil. To be used sarcastically.

Your friend asks, "Hey, How are ya?" You respond sarcastically, "Welcome to Beverly Hills." They say, "That good huh?" and you're like "Yeah, everything is just fabulous."

by Smoochie Menendez April 11, 2025

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