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weedling

the traveller was weedling as much as she could to obtain her travelling fare and spending money
by lynette ziggles April 30, 2006
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Wedding day

Everyday after that, you're fucked!!
After my wedding day my wife decided to have 10 kids and gain 400lbs FML
by el negro de your a fag April 27, 2011
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Wedding Dress

Damn dude, don't wedding dress me, its against the code
by PandaMountain April 6, 2011
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Italian Wedding

A mixture of turds and toilet paper after the toilet doesnt flush properly.
Man, I just left an Italian Wedding in Tippy's bathroom!
by K. Curtains November 12, 2010
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weddingzilla

An extravagant wedding that either the groom and bride cannot afford - but insist on having -, or that is to expensive to attend for members of the immediate family, wedding party (bridesmaid - groomsman), friends, guests - example: a destination wedding - haute couture formalwear.
Kent Fackenthall - The Ride in
"It occurred to me this morning on the bike that the reality shows have just about gotten out of hand. They have one for everything now. I had a new idea for one called ‘Adventure Weddingzilla’"

Terry Cabeen - The Groom’s Planning Dilemma
" His intuition on your potential planner could save you a frantic pre-weddingzilla blowup (when she totally drops the ball)"
by MarieBe January 26, 2013
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wedding pace

A pace at which one drinks much slower then when they would go out with friends, but still gets really drunk after drinking so many drinks with lengthy time gaps between each drink. Primarily origins derived from when one goes to a wedding which will last several long hours with many of those hours involving alcohol (did I mention FREE alcohol and OPEN BAR).
Mike - Hey dude what happened to your cousin Fertig the other day?

Zane - Man we were pregaming and were gonna come meet up with you and Austin to go to that party, but he got way too drunk and passed out after drinking as much as he could in an hour.

Mike - Thats too bad you missed out on a hell of a party there were girls making out, a midget dressed up as a leprechaun, and a dog almost started the house on fire!!

Zane - WHAT?!! Fertig should have used the wedding pace technique *sigh*.
by mikethegreat26 March 7, 2013
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weeping will-hoe

When you put your dick right up to a girls eye when you are ejaculating so that when it falls down her face it looks like she is weeping.
"Dude, last night I gave that slut a weeping will-hoe. She had to convince her friend that she wasn't actually crying."
by gstringbabe219 April 3, 2014
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