(n.) 1. A person who attends Wal-Mart frequently
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart
2. Someone who is currently in attendance of Wal-Mart
3. Someone who dresses as if they shop at Wal-Mart
"I'll be the first to admit, I'm a Wal-Martian. I love that store"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"
"Look at all these Wal-Martians, must be a busy day"
by Trevor-DestroyerOfWorlds March 13, 2012
Get the Wal-Martianmug. Is when your in Wak - Mart and the persion you went to Wal- Mart with pissses you off so bad you want to hold everyone in Wal--Mart hostage, have a 6hr stand off with police.,then commit death by cop .
I went through my bf phone while he wss sleeping, and when he woke up he was definatly Wal-Mart mad .⁰#
by ✨️☠️☠️Hacker1 May 7, 2025
Get the Wal-mart Madmug. A phrase invented by the owner of the real Starbucks (Ahmad the Soobar) located in Qadoura Camp. Used when a story is being told to add a dramatic effect or to hype up the squad.
Ahmad the Soobar: And then he turned into a pickle Wal Bsharafi, funniest shit I've ever seen Wal Bsharafi.
by AceOnFlames March 21, 2022
Get the Wal Bsharafimug. Grama drives all the way 2 North Muskegon jus to go 2 WalMart... You and your cousin are in the car... "Grama, what're you doing?" "Driving to WalMart." Even though she lives all the way in Grand Haven... this was too priceless.
"Cousin: Grama, where r we going?
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"
Grama: North Muskegon
Cousin: Why???
Grama: To go 2 WalMart!!!
Cousin: Grama, you know There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Haven, don't you???"
by Katie Marie Bell October 4, 2011
Get the There's A Wal-Mart In Grand Havenmug. 
once upon a time a stupid fucking idiot made a stupid noise. this was the noise the fucking idiot said.
by md_mp4 December 13, 2023
Get the walmug. by I'm Scared Of Walmart July 28, 2017
Get the Wal-Martaphobiamug.