jizz whisperer

a ghost whisperer who realizes it's more rewarding giving happy endings to the living than talking to the dead ones.
Come to the light little sperm, I'm the jizz whisperer!
by Pepe99 July 10, 2016
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Ear whisperer

Students or pawns (usually appearing innocent) talking indirectly to a subject but seemingly to-one another in order to "talk" to a person's depth psyche.

It's classic, very rude, and yet often enlightening to the whisperers and subjects. Sometimes the whisperers are the unwitting subjects if the depth psyche subject (aka djinn) is very powerful (see "saint").
Examples of "ear whisperers:"
Unenlightened religious witnesses looking for their "One."
Zealots (usually pawns) getting in black-hole frenzies.
Government agents.
by OneEyeOintment August 10, 2010
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The Monkey Whisperer

A Man who sells Monkeys to celebreties. Specifically Chris Brown and potentially maybe even Justin Bieber's Family Friend.
"“The Monkey Whisperer,” pleaded guilty to five criminal counts, including a charge of conspiracy to commit wildlife trafficking for selling a capuchin monkey to the singer in 2017." - Billboard.com
by Tuba1221 October 23, 2022
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Whisper rap

Really low sounding and more quiet rap music. Rappers such as Saf the Artist are known for using this style.
Person 1: bro, what is this?
Person 2: it’s whisper rap, just listen to beat.
Person 1: ayy this go hard!
by NewslangATL January 6, 2023
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asshole whisperer

Someone whom has a gift and understanding in communication with assholes
Everywhere we go he always ends up talking to assholes being defined the asshole whisperer
by asshole whispered December 24, 2017
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Whisper Shorts

A pair of really short-shorts worn by a woman. Named so because they're so short you can see the lips moving but can't hear any sound.
"Jackie looks like a hooker today."

"No kidding, look at those whisper shorts she's got on!"
by vodkalyn May 9, 2013
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Whisper Date

A project management term that pushes for a goal or milestone to be completed on a certain date but key stakeholders are not made aware of this date, the deliverables, or any logical reason why this date was chosen. A Whisper Date usually sets unrealistic expectations that results in people pulling off miracle work to save the ass of the "Whisper Dater".
"Ann are you okay?"

"Chuck presented to the management team this morning and set a 'Whisper Date' of completion for THIS Tuesday without informing the Engineering Team..."

"You know what they say, 'Let it be written... let it be done..'"

"Time to pull off some miracles!"
by High Priest of Rock August 1, 2014
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