Waking the baby

Waking the baby is what Mom and Dad have so much energy that they wake the baby up for the feeding not the other way around

I feel so good and energized and ready to Take On The World this morning I was all about waking the baby this morning for her feeding

by ARTIE ST@UT June 8, 2020

Wiping the crayon

When taking a shit, and it feels like the turd is stuck in your ass, but you no longer fee you can poop anymore. You try to wipe, but no matter how much there is fresh shit on the toilet paper, as if you are wiping your butt with a crayon sticking out that keeps writing on the tp (see also: Crayon Dump)

“Sorry I’m taking so long! I am trying to finish up but I’m wiping the crayon here.”

by Suburban Urbanite August 30, 2020

wapinator

Somebody who digs the Wap song or dance in any way shape or form. Ie. Someone who sings verses of the wap, dances the wap or even just listens to the Wap on a regular basis.

I rap at least one line of the wap a day & I often listen to the Wap whenever I get a chance, I fully dig the Wap, therefore, I class myself as a wapinator.

by Dinglefoot February 25, 2021

Wapping

Woman’s masturbation spun off the male version called Fapping.

I saw my husband fapping so I figured wapping was for me also.

by Nutt12 March 5, 2021

Wading

Fantasizing about *hot lesbian sex* with a close friend

I am Wading over my freind

by pussydestroyer69420hahafunny March 7, 2021

Wiping The Puddle

The process in which in the act of taking a shit you proceed to “wipe the puddle” by smearing shit across a sheet of toilet paper instead of dropping the log the traditional way.

Dude 1: Bro, I was Wiping the puddle. It was my only choice it was a muddy mess.

by Muddypuddle54 April 1, 2021

Wapinator

A device used to manage the monthly menstrual cycle of a female who is experiencing intense wapitude. Sold in the US under the name Elvira. This machine will keep your wap wap'd.

When gabby has her monthly she breaks out the wapinator to fix her wap.

by TuckFrump2021 April 7, 2021