Valentines Day

Single-Awareness Day.
A day for couples to be giddyy in love, and single people to be depressed. Also used to scam people outta their money for cards, flowers, and other gifts.

Single: Tomorrow's Valentines Day? Damn.

Dating: Oh, good! Tomorrow is Valentines Day! Chocolates? Check. Flowers? Check. Giant pink bear? Check.

by HATERR. February 14, 2010

Valentino

Valentinos are the most intelligent people you’ll ever meet. They are a beast in every aspect of their lives. They have many friends, they are witty, clever, generous, handsome, and, on top of all, great friends. They get along with everybody and particularly, with girls named Jane. Everybody should have a Valentino in their lives.

What’s a Valentino?
He’s the best thing that could happen to you

by Martin12344321 February 8, 2018

Valentinesdaysis

The state of replacing a crappy Valentine who turned you down with an even better person or sibling. Best for when inviting a sister to be your Valentine.

I had to get a new valentinesdaysis since my best friend rejected me.

by TaqtoQat January 31, 2009

Valentine's Despair

The act of accepting a previously denied date, once one realizes he or she will be alone on Valentine's Day.

Man 1:"Did you see Shane and David are going out? I thought she hated the guy,"
Man 2:"Yeah, an obvious case of valentine's despair.

by Cyaspy March 1, 2011

Valentine’s day

A day where anti-social people like me sit and ponder why we exist

Me: Oh yeah Valentine’s Day?! Oh I wonder why I exist

by Box_head February 13, 2019

Valentine’s Day

The most overrated day of the year. But technically you have a reason to eat chocolate and become obese.

Happy overrated Valentine’s Day.

by Gabadoor the magnificent February 14, 2020

Happy Valentines

The act of squeezing ones testicles at the base so they are tense at the top of the fist. This makes a heart shape which you then shine a flashlight on to project a valentine heart on the wall, ceiling, etc. Course hairy nuts can also make this a Nappy Valentines.

Hold em, Squeeze em, shine the light, its a happy valentines!

by Steven Catlett March 29, 2007