A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.
by wowzers holy July 12, 2022
Get the Tyson Pmug. A man who doesn’t know how to spell on purpose. He uses words like fina, needa, ima, yo, nah, and so on. A guy like this would spell things wrong just because. Like if someone like this were to say “ I’m going back to the skate park because I left my board there“ they would say it like “ im fina go bak too da scat parck becase I left my bord ther.”
Drew: when is the game?
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.
by Kathy Mac Lathy October 21, 2019
Get the Tysonmug. The skinniest French fry in the whole entire hamburger shop. Basically he is annoying and tiny. Usually acts like he is five or younger
by Idontsaymyrealnamelol January 20, 2019
Get the Tysonmug. Erin & Tyson
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
So creamy together, they sit on the same table just flirt and flirt. Erin thinks Tyson is so hot and Tyson think Erin is so sexy and hot.
AHHHWW DADDY
by Millie Baker August 8, 2021
Get the Erin & Tysonmug. A very confident person, Tyson is well known for his funny jokes and sexy good looks. He is loyal to everybody and he is a lovable character.
Girl: Look how hot Tyson is.
Tyson: I heard you ya dumb cunt yes it is true i am sexy
Girl: takes a shit dripping down her thigh
Tyson: I heard you ya dumb cunt yes it is true i am sexy
Girl: takes a shit dripping down her thigh
by showcondeez July 19, 2021
Get the Tysonmug. 
A Tyson is annoying, selfish and an all around asshole. That’s it imagine a person who is the most hateable person ever.
by Skylorthebeautiful March 13, 2022
Get the Tysonmug.