On turning

Slang for being horny or turned on. Also used in the sense when drunk. Was invented during the late 40's

Timmy: Hey John do you see that girl
John: Yeah she's so on Turning
Timmy: I was thinking the same thing
John: Look here she comes....

by Jake4cake October 30, 2011

butt tubing

Where two people put a tube in each other butts and fart. Sharing each other farts.

Yo me and my boyfriend bought this tube at Home Depot and then went out for Mexican and later we were butt tubing

by Fart master flash November 29, 2013

Snow tubing

I don't know but it probabaly involves cocaine.

What is snow tubing?

by Kdrtmfm January 24, 2015

The Turning

The point at which a republican realizes that there are no better options and begins to act as if he is, and always has been, a viable candidate.

John fervently opposed Donald trump until Jeb Bush dropped out. Now we have lost yet another to The Turning.

by RandomAfroGuy June 15, 2016

wipe tubing

The act of wiping the one's own anus while positioned on the seat of a toilet at the precise time of which video technology is being received by the individual via any of the five currently known senses (or any possible other sense not yet discovered/realized/invented by human kind) all while consciously inhibited by the chemical reaction produced in the brain of an individual by igniting the flowers' subatomic particles of the historically popular marijuana plant.

"Johnny! Take out the trash please." Said Johnny's Mother.

"Gimme a minute, Mom." Johnny explained. "I am wipe tubing!"

by Jakylnpsa August 2, 2017

Jewish Turning Surprise

You let your payots grow and conceil them with a cap. You also have to get circumsiced, but keep the cut forskin in the dick as a skin ring. When you screw a girl, start screaming at the top of your lungs, remove your cap and pull out to reveal your fallen foreskin. The girl will think she turned you jewish.

Dude, when I gave that nazi chick a Jewish Turning Surprise, she cried like she deshonored the Führer himself!

by RicardoSilva7631 January 6, 2018

key turning penis

When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.

Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!

Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!

by The biggest trash can you know May 24, 2018