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Traffic Lights

A game played with a doobie with many variations - the most common being where each person takes 3 tokes without exhaling and passes it on, then takes 2 tokes when the joint next reaches them (without exhaling), and then takes 1 (often large) toke before exhaling.
guy 1: dude... traffic lights?

guy 2: sure. pass the doobie.

guy 3: blaaaargh.
by GuitarDave January 14, 2008
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Tiffler

An unwanted erection, usually occurs for young school boys in maths lessons.
"Dude, I just got a fat tiffler in maths!"
by DannySEIZURE! January 15, 2009
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Traffic Jam

When you're on your way to your first music gig when your car runs out of gas. So, you play your instrument(s) until help arrives.
Person 1: Dude your late, where have you been?

Person 2: My car ran out of gas. I was stuck on the freeway. But I did make a traffic jam.

Person 1: Ahh. Failing in style.
by ZCrackPack March 11, 2014
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ass traffic

A measure of the amount of weapons of ass destruction that are lauched from ones ass during a set period.
F*ck me, what is that smell?
It's Reg, his ass traffic is high today.

Holy crap dude, thats the 5th weapon of ass destruction you've lauched in the past minute, your ass traffic must be astronomical.
by Blastmat February 15, 2005
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Traffic-Puppy

Sad eyed motorist, waiting to make a left turn out of shopping centers, during peak traffic times. They lean forward, scooch forward in their seat, grip the wheel, and look anxiously and hopefully both ways, hoping someone will let them out.
Oh, look at the poor Traffic-Puppy! I'll let them in...
by MsKittyKat August 12, 2007
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tiffin

by heatherwil November 10, 2008
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tiff & co

a slang term for the high-end jewelry store "tiffany & co".
"my boyfriend bought me the hottest necklace from tiff & co."
by words of l September 5, 2006
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