White Trash Standoff

White Trash Standoff often called an American Standoff is similar to a Mexican standoff but specifically pertaining to debt collectors and phone calls.

When a debt collector calls from an unknown number and you hesitantly answer. They ask to speak with you. You claim you’re not there in order to discover who they are first. They refuse to give you the information unless you tell them who you are. Thus a white Trash Standoff.

confrontation amongst two or more parties in which no strategy exists that allows any party to achieve victory.
Unknown Caller: “May I speak with enter your name here?”
You: *thinking it’s a debt collector* “Not at the moment. Who is this?”
Thereby creating a White Trash Standoff
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White Trash Suitcase

A 30pack of cheap 3.2% beer.
I have my white trash suitcase packed for the party tonight!
by BigDMoney February 25, 2011
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white trash bangs

A guy with short hair in the back, but long, straight bangs cut off across their forehead and plastered down with gel and/or their own natural hair grease.
"Man, that boy is ugly. Did you see his white trash bangs?"
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White Trash Russian

When you mix a little milk in your beer.
Sam will drink anything when he's drunk, even a White Trash Russian!
by Sam Strane October 23, 2007
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white trash music

The music of Kid Rock that appeals to trailer park residents and trumpers.
That Kid Rock sucks! It’s real white trash music.
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white trash mocha

A fake mocha drink made generally made from leftover coffee and either hot chocolate mix or powder mocha mix. The resulting drink tastes nothing like a legitimate mocha.
Mark: What the hell are you drinking?
Jason: There wasn't enough coffee in the pot for a whole cup so I added some hot chocolate powder to make a white trash mocha.
by Chetchez January 09, 2007
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white trash face

A female that wears copious amounts of make-up that is as thick as pancake batter. Often wears so much usually to cover a bad acne condition, or to erase the mutilating effects of a face lift gone bad. These women are often afraid of any aging appearance so they try to look 22 years old for the next 45 years. By the time they are 80 years old they look like "talking skulls" or a morticians nightmare.
Middle age guy: Wow! Did you see that middle age gal over there? She looks great for her age. Is she single again?

Teenager: Yeah that's my great grandmother. Shes had 8 face lifts. Shes 84 years old with a "white trash face" from her recent surgery.

Middle age guy: I could take her to the Lawrence Welk Show reunion concert this weekend.
by HubbaDubba February 28, 2014
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