Tori is a short ass mf who loves Maggie. No cap. He also shot her in da foot bc she found out he was sleepin w another girl, also named Tori. But, above all else, Tori's absolue FAVORITE thing to do, is be a lil nigga, u feel? niggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggerniggernigger
by Lil Capalot LGBT September 19, 2020
the rectum is where the faeces is stored before it bids you a fond farewell through the TORY HOLE.
guy: ''that chick let me do it up the tory hole last night''
guy2: ''was it good?''
guy: ''satisfying, but i don't think she's ever heard of douching''
guy: ''that chick let me do it up the tory hole last night''
guy2: ''was it good?''
guy: ''satisfying, but i don't think she's ever heard of douching''
by LOLA&SAMMIE July 07, 2009
a hot motherfucker who is insane in the bedroom. every boy she meets falls in love with her and wants 2 see more of her
SHE IS SUCH A BABE
SHE IS SUCH A BABE
boy 1 : wow man I wish I could fuck tori rose right in the pussy
boy 2 : come on dude fuck her anyday right in the pussy she will love it!!
boy 2 : come on dude fuck her anyday right in the pussy she will love it!!
by fuckherightinthepuss August 09, 2014
When you beat up tories (conservative party supporters) because they are tories. Similar to Mosher bashing except with tories
'Anyone want to go Tory bashing tonight?'
'Yeah would fucking love to take some of their fat stupid heads clean off.'
'Yeah would fucking love to take some of their fat stupid heads clean off.'
by BigNobber October 21, 2020
(n.) A sensation that occurs when reading words written by a Tori Crockett, that induces her voice in your head.
Every single time I text Tori, I hear it in her voice and her voice only. It must be the Tori-Crockett Effect
by tcrockpot October 13, 2020
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
by joe b hall July 24, 2009
To Catch a Tory Lanez means to simply have your Hairline pushed back by your barber to the point where it looks like you are trying to salvage your hairline that is slowly fading away.
yo did you see the guy at the concert last night.... yea he Caught a Tory from his barber. SMH Oh well....that Trick Daddy concert was lit!!!! Catch a Tory Lanez
by El Nacho March 19, 2020