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Tory bashing

When you beat up tories (conservative party supporters) because they are tories. Similar to Mosher bashing except with tories
'Anyone want to go Tory bashing tonight?'

'Yeah would fucking love to take some of their fat stupid heads clean off.'
by BigNobber October 21, 2020
mugGet the Tory bashingmug.

tory hole

another name for the anus/bum/shitter/asshole/crack/farthole.
the rectum is where the faeces is stored before it bids you a fond farewell through the TORY HOLE.

guy: ''that chick let me do it up the tory hole last night''
guy2: ''was it good?''
guy: ''satisfying, but i don't think she's ever heard of douching''
by LOLA&SAMMIE July 7, 2009
mugGet the tory holemug.

tori rose

a hot motherfucker who is insane in the bedroom. every boy she meets falls in love with her and wants 2 see more of her

SHE IS SUCH A BABE
boy 1 : wow man I wish I could fuck tori rose right in the pussy
boy 2 : come on dude fuck her anyday right in the pussy she will love it!!
by fuckherightinthepuss August 10, 2014
mugGet the tori rosemug.

The Tori-Crockett Effect

(n.) A sensation that occurs when reading words written by a Tori Crockett, that induces her voice in your head.
Every single time I text Tori, I hear it in her voice and her voice only. It must be the Tori-Crockett Effect
by tcrockpot October 12, 2020
mugGet the The Tori-Crockett Effectmug.

Statue-tory rape

Having sex with an inanimate object, especially a marble statue of a former president.
Guy 1: Did you hear about Dave? He got busted for statue-tory rape.
Guy 2: With a 16-year old?
Guy 1: No, with the Lincoln Memorial!
Guy 2: Are they going to lock him up for four score and seven years?
Guy 1: Dude!
by joe b hall July 24, 2009
mugGet the Statue-tory rapemug.

Catch a Tory Lanez

To Catch a Tory Lanez means to simply have your Hairline pushed back by your barber to the point where it looks like you are trying to salvage your hairline that is slowly fading away.
yo did you see the guy at the concert last night.... yea he Caught a Tory from his barber. SMH Oh well....that Trick Daddy concert was lit!!!! Catch a Tory Lanez
by El Nacho March 19, 2020
mugGet the Catch a Tory Lanezmug.

tori weiss

the most amazing person in the world way more amazing then lee. he is not the king woah l0l
by skittles12345 October 17, 2008
mugGet the tori weissmug.

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