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Tommy McAbee

A rad mountain dude. Loves all kinds of music, but not too much rap. A Tommy McAbee likes big 4x4 trucks, but loves all kinds of cars. Plays guitar. Not so hot on the drums. A Tommy McAbee knows everything about history and is a PaulBot.

"That mountain boy listening to all that random music in that big 3500 is a huge Tommy McAbee."
by HillbillyWNC March 27, 2013
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Tommy Jarvis

Tommy Jarvis is an overall gun. No one dislikes him, and he doesn't dislike anyone. You can literally shoot him and he will apologize for getting in front of your bullet. If you can get into a relationship with Tommy, you should be fully committed. He can protect you from anything as he always carries around a shotgun. He always wears a denim jacket with fur.
Guy 1: Who's that hot guy?
Guy 2: Why it's Tommy Jarvis of course!
Guy 3: I heard he shot satan.
Guy 4: Come on guys, don't wake Timothy, how else will we get a slowy?
by England_isn’t_my_city November 3, 2018
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Tommy Wedgie

When a person is wearing "Tommy Hilfiger" underwear and another substance pulls upwards on their underwear and the underwear goes up its buttcheek,
Awwww Man ! Baileigh I think you got a Tommy Wedgie from Laura. I saw her pull on your underwear really hard !
by Therealestniggaalive23943 January 3, 2015
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Tommy-Chode

a large friend who has the characteristics or qualities of being a fat person, is liked by many, has many features that make him (in some cases her) able to be funny like a fat person; fat friend who is wider than they are tall
Friend: Dude youre such a tommy-chode

Other Friend: Prolly so dude but you love me for my belly

Friend: Come here my big sweaty hairy tommy-chode

Other Friend: Uh huh huh huh
by tacomacowboytips October 26, 2010
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tactical tommy

A overdressed dickhead that shows up to the range in full body armor carrying 30 loaded magazines wearing the latest Gucci camo.
Usually has their weapon so decked out in accessories that the weapon weighs more than 20 lbs.
The Tactical Tommy usually tells all of the latest Tactical class he has attended and 99% of the time doesn't know how to properly disassemble his weapon yet alone make accurate hits at less than 100 yards because they are too busy trying the latest Ninja moves.
Doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground when it comes to basic fundamentals of shooting but hey, he looks good.
Saw a Tactical Tommy shoot himself in the foot today trying the latest high speed pistol draw.
by Kalashnikov Mania March 13, 2018
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Tommy Flynn

A giant crackhead at PCMS
Omg did you see tommy flynn at the dance?
Yea dude he was snorting crack off the floor!
by WHOSAHOE May 14, 2015
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Tommy goggles

Also known as Tom Goggles is the act of placing one testicle in each eye of the victim. Tom Goggles is not to be confused with a Roman Helmet where the direction of the penis is pointing down the bridge of the nose. Tommy goggles is a form of teabagging.
After that noscope snipe, I had to give him the Tommy Goggles.
by Squeebert_ February 8, 2017
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