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Todd

Doesn’t know why the carpet is all wet. Married to Margo.
And why is the carpet all wet, Todd?!? I don’t KNOW Margo!
by T. Guadalupe January 16, 2022
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Todd

a Todd would aLwaYs let u win on fortnite, you could be dying n he would be like hEY iMa save yOu. The "Todd" is better than the "Tod" just saying. He would commonly have a v annoying older brother n watch scary movies with u til ur pissing urself :))
Molly hoes: heyy todd ur pretty
me: back off u sLaG
by bobbiethebuilda February 24, 2021
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Todd Howard's tall tales

Next to having little hands and little eyes, Tiny Todd "Tippy Toes" Howard is known for walking around in high heels and tellin' great big lies. His long-suffering wifelet says that he's got a little schmeckle and tiny little teeth. He wears platform shoes on his nasty little feet. When detected in public it's evident that he's got little baby legs and that he stands so low, even a child would have to pick him up just to say hello! He should get in his little car and just go beep, beep, beep because nobody cares about his deceptive manletspeak. We don't want no more tall tales around here.
Manmore 1: Oh great, Bethesda is releasing another overpriced shovelware role-playing game soon. Little Napoleon Howard promised to finally add a height slider to the character creation menu this time. Manmore 2: That's just another one of Todd Howard's tall tales! That dwarfishly stunted, petite and effeminate microscopic runt of a homunculus Ewok sissy manlet boy is way too insecure about his laughably girlish height to ever permit such a thing. Manmore 1: What a meddling manlet he is! Short people got no reason. Manmore 2: Hahahahaha!
by ManletDepreciator September 13, 2024
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jason todd-ed

get killed in a brutal way as jason todd (batman’s second robin) was
joker in the arkham knight game: now it seems you’re struggling with the subtext, bats, so let me spell it out: lock yourself up and tim drake will be 'jason todd-ed’
by jaybirdlovebot December 4, 2024
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Todd kolibas

A debonair type fellow strong who's rugged good looks and swift gifted gab can talk almost any girl out of her garments and into a horizontal position in little to no time.
#strong and ordinary swift with a back hand a Todd Kolibas type is hard to beat cheat or knock down with out Severe Repercussion To those Who contest for challenge.
# Another definition Is one who who walks with a limp On account of his pimp.
# struts rather then step when In walk
The girl was rendered helpless to theTodd Kolibas couch catch
by anonymous July 8, 2023
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Todd

he is awesome and bahalled and was the fist to sign my year book he was also my first... he is best princepal ever and i love hime dearly. please mr Clarcsen notice me, love me, hunger for me, dream of me like i do u every night.

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call me<3: (605-313-4000)
I'll give u a nice present:)
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slather me in peanut butter Todd (Toddy Boy)
by PurpleOrangex2 December 16, 2023
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