Post Orgasmic Derp

Defined as a state of mind achieved only after orgasm. One that leaves the individual unable to form rational or even basic thought, much less coherent thought. (See also 'derp')

"Amanda stumbled over her sentences while in the throes of her Post Orgasmic Derp."

by XTheMazoku'sLoverX December 31, 2011

derp de durr

a much cooler way to say duhh

Person1: Mily cyrus and hannah montana are the same person?????
Person2: Derp de durr!

by leahisabeast December 15, 2011

derp 'n' smerp

The act of skipping school and then smoking weed.

"Fuck this next class, let's derp 'n' smerp!"

by Moofuhdoo May 8, 2009

Derping in Herps

Verb.
To grin retartedly and/or drool while surrounded by extreme awesomeness because you can not express your joy/excitement/admiration for what ever that is around you with words.
Derived from the words "herp," meaning epic win, and "derp" meaning moment of retardation(according to some definitions).
Commonly occurs when listening to music or watching movies.

A:"So how was that Apocalyptica concert?"

B:"It had me derping in herps!"

A: "Lucky bastard."

by todellisus October 2, 2011

Chronic Derp Syndrome

W
hen you derp repeatitively with increasing severity, you are diagnosed with Chronic Derp Syndrome

DOOD that grape has chronic derp syndrome. he just keeps taking lessons from Towely

by da skittles master November 4, 2011

herping my derp

a) humping the air.
b) doing the nasty.

Can be used in context of other people/things, like "herping her derp" or "herping its' derp".

a) Guy: Yo, did you see Miley Cyrus herping her derp on that award ceremony last night?
Guy 2: Yeah, looked like she was having a seizure.

b) "Yeah, I was herping my derp last night with that cheap skank, I think I have AIDS now."

by r u srs June 28, 2010

Derp der on the der der

Phrase used after something completely obvious is stated, usually to provoke someone.

Gary: "Did you guys know that the Alphabet Song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?!"

Stef: "Derp der on the der der!"

DJ: "Gary, sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you."

by deejinator27 May 14, 2013