Where's your briefcase?

To ask someone how old they are or point out their immaturity.
Dude 1: watch me smash this fly with my face.
Dude 2: Your in high school man grow up.
Dude 1: NEVA!
Dude 2: Where's your briefcase?
by Gnar Cakes September 09, 2008
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Where's yo face

A witty remark one makes upon severely pwning the competition.
guy1: dude, you just raped me in Halo, liek thrice in a row!

guy2: WHERE'S YO FACE!!!! LOL
by el toro lol May 14, 2007
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where Amelia Earheart is

the place where all lost things go until they are eventually found in the most random places
Bob: Hey man, where's the bracelet you always wear?

Jim: Oh bro didn't I tell you? Somehow I lost it. It came right off my arm without me noticing.

Bob: Ah, so it's where Amelia Earheart is.
by H3MAN4694 January 25, 2011
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Where is yo scooter

When ever someone talks down on you and you don’t have a comeback.
It comes from Nene Leakes season 10 catch phrase when Kim was talking baldly about her
After Troy kept roasting Quan he couldn’t think of any come backs so he said “Where is yo scooter”
by AquariusLamont December 18, 2020
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where are my glasses?

Famous words of a certain professor, glasses are usually in shirt pocket.
Where are my glasses? Ahh damn they are in me shirt pocket
by wherearemyglasses December 06, 2010
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where you want it?

A courtesy question posed to someone who has offended you to the point that you feel the need to physically assault them or are morally required to on some level, but the offense was not bad enough to warrant getting into a full fight.

The question declares that the you are willing to restrict yourself to a single full strength hit if the other person does not put up a defense.

The generally accepted answers to the question are "face" or "stomach", if face is chosen the person getting hit is allowed to designate either left or right side. If the person simply states "left" or "right" it is assumed they mean the face.

It is not proper form to disregard the persons choice if you pose the question, and nose and groin are normally off limits due to the permanent damage that could result.

Proper stance to receive the hit is standing straight with your hands behind your back.

This question is used between friends, family, or people who generally respect each other as a way to satisfy social/moral responsibility or violent urges while keeping the relationship intact.
Zach and Bill have been best friends since preschool, they are both now in their twenties.

Zach: "I've been seeing this girl for a couple weeks and it's been great, but she said she has found another guy. Fuck that dude."
Bill: "I didn't even know you were seeing someone, whats her name"
Zach: "Sarah, the chick that works at the bar."
Bill: "Fuck. Yea... um... she's with me right now."
Zach: "Where you want it?"
by Droolguy April 04, 2017
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"Where the fucking squash at!?" is a really stupid, meaningless expression to yell when walking into a party or other social situation to be absolutely obnoxious and dumb.

Plays on the word "sqad" meaning group of people or friends. "Where the squash at!?" "Where the fucking SQUUAAASHHH AT" "Where dat squash!?"
*enters a party*

Gretchen: YO BITCHES. Where the fucking squash at!? I'm finna get LIT tonight !

Regina: omg . Hahaha you're so fucking dumb Gretchen, please stop trying to make the word "squash" happen. It's NOT going to happen.
by BVMBL3B33 December 14, 2017
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