Horse Turtle

Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.

the closest example would be god but even god does not equal the raw power of the Horse Turtle.

by BBrown08 April 3, 2009

tardy the turtle

A retarded turtle from the show Greg The Bunny.(It was cancelled after the first season.)

"Drumsticks can also be chicken!"-Tardy The Turtle

by brybry123458 October 6, 2005

Turtle fuck

Military or construction worker slang for when one person slams his helmet on another persons helmet while on their head.

Hey shithead. Ever see a turtle fuck? No? WHAM!

by Jolecage June 18, 2008

Turtle Meat

The excess meat of the female genitalia that dangles outside of the vagina. Looks much like the meatish part of a turtles neck.
A womans enlarged labia that has succumbed to being protruded outside of the female genitalia; usually is derived from hardcore and savage intercourse.
Also is called Beef Curtains, Meat Curtains, and Bloodhound Lips.

Bradon: Hey is she alright? it looks like she took a brutal railing from a couple african folk.
Adam: Yeah her Turtle Meat is out of control, its past her knees and can almost be compared to Lindsey's.

by I Jurcough January 24, 2009

Filthy Turtle

A person that professes affection towards sleeping with the head inside, like the mentioned reptilians.

Kieran slept with Curtis' head inside. He's such a filthy turtle!

by UJ April 10, 2015

Faggot Turtle

a gay turtle, (homosexual). very very VERY homo turtle that is a turtle. preferably gay and a turtle. (use this insult to destroy a gay turtle)

faggot turtle has joined your lobby

by Faggot Turtle December 10, 2020

Turtle Knock

When two penis heads touch together.

This most commonly happens during a threesome via an act called "double penetration" when two males accidentally pull out at the same time and knock the tips of their penises together. "Hey bro, I didn't mean to turtle knock you last night, It was a total accident."

by Joeislegend05 November 16, 2010