Shams

The most annoying person you will EVER MEET!!!! She will insult you and make fun of you so bad that she will make you cry.

Shams is SOOOO annoying!!!!

by x-woman May 30, 2019

Schali sham

To make up or change the rules as you go along to gain an advantage for yourself or an interested party.

The game was a schali sham the ref might as well been wearing the other teams colours how he bent the rules.

by Mansinu July 26, 2019

on the sham

A ruse that is a surprise to no one. See also, ‘Toupee’.

Do you think we’re going to fix the left field position; it’s kind of on the sham.

by Brendan on my Off-Days July 31, 2019

old sham sandwhich

A really moldy shitty ass tasting sandwhich that comes ftom zombie cunts

Damn that zombie gave me an old sham sandwhich again

by Sham sandwhich January 27, 2017

Sham-boe

Verb- to evade, run away, forget about it. Or be ignorant.

Don't sham-boe! Help the Hobo!

by Mr. Fidddlediddle September 16, 2010

Sham Docking

When two people go butthole to butthole and swap shamrock shakes.

Hey Tyrone, I had an awesome time Sham Docking you last night.

by ThrobbyDobby420 April 11, 2023

Shimmy sham

Shimmy sham means to have delectable dreams.

Him: "I'm going to to bed now, I'll see you tomorrow."
Her: okay, sweet shimmy shams meet."
Him: "sweet shimmy shams to you too :)"

by A Good Sir May 02, 2022