Therapy Sesh

when someone offers free weed so they feel entitled spending the entire smoke session talking about their psychological and emotional problems

just had the worst therapy sesh with a bitch who wouldn't stop talking about her bpd and daddy issues

by worr1 October 27, 2022

Nibir therapi

Remove someone from messenger group for unwanted message.

Need a nibir therapi again.

by tpial February 09, 2018

Conversion Therapy

The practice of using emotional intervention or some form of encouragement to change a persons sexual orientation to heterosexual (straight).

Guy 1 (lets say bisexual): Should I try conversion therapy, I'm not sure about this decision.
Guy 2 (straight): I- no?!

by Pokel_ May 12, 2022

couples therapy

the thing me and max now have to go to every week.

maxwell: damn i wish i could go to that baby shower but i got couples therapy with kaz
valsrei: damn

by KazTheLesbian December 11, 2022

The Literal Definition Of Therapy

A duck thats 13 year old that hates France and is high on Colombian crack cocaine at 1 am - 6 am
Also can’t stop thinking about the spinning rat and uses a therapy by saying “Cry about it”
I’m not sure if I’m high or if this actually treated my depression

Hey dude this duck that’s The Literal Definition Of Therapy cured my crippling depression

(True story)

by Sussy_Ducky July 26, 2022

Magnet therapy

A "magnetic"person who is charming, friendly, vivacious, bright and witty helps get out of your depression,
Friendly therapy for depression
A magnetic person makes you feel better

Priyanka's magnet therapy helped sona feel better

by KnR March 17, 2013

E-Therapy

What one resorts to when they cannot afford real therapy.

Person One: "I need serious help, but I cant afford it."

Person Two: "Dude, just go to an online forum and list your problems, E-Therapy is the way to go!"

by captainbreeze May 18, 2009