Theater Of The Eye

The weirdest advertising campaign by SEGA ever. In short, it was a journey through a person's psyche as they played the ever loving crap out of the Saturn, SEGA's failure in the mid-90's. It killed the Sega Scream, for those of you wondering. Only 4 ads were ever produced in the campaign, with the rest of SEGA's commercials for the Saturn mostly being just bizarre and crazy attacks at Sony. It's clear SEGA's marketing division went insane when developing these commercials. The commercials eventually became infamous, as did the Saturn, and not many people still remember them. They were also filled with some of the worst biological puns and jokes in history.

Theater Of The Eye puns include :

Cone = A member of the KKK
Rod = A Russian wearing an all-black outfit
Adrenaline = Professional Wrestlers who give noogies
Optical Nerve = A theater usher who calls "The Brain" on a telephone requesting help
Brain = The head of some government organization
Ear Drums= Wanna guess?
Sphincter = Oddly, a obese man wearing spandex and a hat

etc.

by VitimanZ April 30, 2011

tweaker trinkets

Second or third hand goods given by a tweaker

Bob wouldn't be so broke if he would quit trading everything in the house for these tweaker trinkets.

by rozalynn October 12, 2014

Theater Major

Some of the most petty people that are on a campus. They’re either really nice or the human equivalent of Satan’s Athletes Foot. Either the best people you will meet, the embodiment of evil, or both. These freaks do nothing but bitch, complain, talk shit, and hang out in the theater like a bunch of vampires. Unless you’re one of them, you don’t see them. It’s an acceptable cult.

“So, what field are you in?”
“Oh, I’m a theater major.”
“GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!”

by Drowningindebt February 11, 2018

Tweaker Peepers

Dilated pupils. Usually caused by meth or other amphetamine use.

You can tell John’s high. He’s got tweaker peepers. You could serve dinner on those things.

by DonFereckison100 December 7, 2020

Flood Theater

An extra theater opened sometimes when a movie is sold out. Usually done for advance screenings or premieres.

The Dark Knight's advance screening was so packed that they had to open a flood theater to allow others to see it.

by MilkChan August 13, 2008

Closet Theater

When a friend, usually a roommate, hides in your closet in order to secretly watch you having sex with your significant other.

Guy: "Man get the fuck out of my closet.... Im fucking my girlfriend"

Friend: "Come on, I just want some closet theater!"

by Jdub3l September 26, 2009

8-Bit Theater

A comic that's pretty damn shizzy when it dooesn't involve Thief tricking Black Mage. I hate Thief.

Black Mage is the best freaking character in 8-bit theater, no question.

by Some Guy November 16, 2003