An unorthodox grip in manual penile stimulation made popular by star trek, anime and perl fanboys in the early, late 20th century ('88-'92). The procedure is somewhat technical and involves depriving the user's weak hand of blood to the point that it becomes numb. The user then positions the effectively dead, or "strange" hand about the penis in such a fashion that the thumb and index finger of said hand are closest to the pubicle sack with respect to the glans. The "strange" hand is moved reciprocally toward and away from the glans until it stings with the tang of reperfusion or the female-borg-picture becomes sticky somehow.
"After I banged out that packet streamlining protocol on my p815 with shadow-masking, I totally got a handy from this chick at the Final Fantasy convention...her name was western-phantom. I promised myself I wouldn't cry..."
by Q Roberts January 12, 2008
Get the western-phantommug. You've got to have a good relationship with it
you might not get to stare at it for too long
yet its guaranteed to do wonders in your life
you might not get to stare at it for too long
yet its guaranteed to do wonders in your life
by Happy Christian April 11, 2023
Get the Western Wallmug. Someone, A Company, or Influencer who hate entertainment ( Animation, literature, music, comics, TV shows, etc..) that is not from Japan, China, Korea, Taiwan, or any other Asian country.
Person 1: "I can't wait to read this new comic I bought."
Anti-Westerner: "Eww, you read comics? Nobody reads those. Go read a manga, manhua, or manhwa instead. They're way better than any Western series."
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Person 1: "You should try out this web novel on Royal Road; you can also read it on Scribble Hub if you don't have an account."
Anti-Westerner: "Korean web novels and light novels are far superior to any series posted there; nobody will read these trashy works."
Anti-Westerner: "Eww, you read comics? Nobody reads those. Go read a manga, manhua, or manhwa instead. They're way better than any Western series."
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Person 1: "You should try out this web novel on Royal Road; you can also read it on Scribble Hub if you don't have an account."
Anti-Westerner: "Korean web novels and light novels are far superior to any series posted there; nobody will read these trashy works."
by Trexuios July 3, 2024
Get the Anti-Westernermug. A modern take on the spaghetti western genre of film, but with an all black cast. Ex: The Harder They Fall.
I love this new trend in Afrocentric westerns. It’s like we’ve got Afro futurism down, so now we’re taking it back to the past. Let’s call them cornbread westerns!
by B Cubed Fitness November 5, 2021
Get the Cornbread Westernmug. Ye i love western cuum.com i can see this cuum coming in from the west side of the u.s.s.p
Random mf: same
Random mf: same
by Scrambled_ggiern.Chicky June 6, 2022
Get the Western cuummug. A steam room with magical/medicinal properties positioned at the center point of Hudson, Twinsburg, Aurora, and Streetsboro Ohio. Adding Eucylyptus oil creates a natural phenomenon within the Western Steamer that some experts say tacks on an additional 2 days to your lifespan; Related or in direct correspondence to the fountain of youth.
Man I'm feeling lethargic from last night and my joints are killing me I can sure use a trip to the Western Steamer to bring my body around! Heck I might even throw a couple drops of Eucalyptus Oil down while I'm in there to really fix things up.
by The Western Reserve Legend May 27, 2017
Get the Western Steamermug. When a girl is constipated so they reach around the back and put their fingers in their vagina and try to massage the poop out of their butt.
Jill: “I am so constipated lately.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
Hannah: “Have you tried just giving yourself the Best Western Reach Around? It always helps me.”
by BillyMaysTased July 5, 2024
Get the Best Western Reach Aroundmug.