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by Baby Zillers January 1, 2023
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Pal

What a redneck calls you before he caps your ass
Redneck: Hello, pal.
Random person: Hello, sir
Redneck: What are you doing on this here property?
Random person: nothing, sir!
Redneck: Then get off my property pal, before I cap your ass with my 20 gauge!
by OldSunny69 November 25, 2018
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Pound pals

Joyce and I were really into each other, but because of the distance we decided to be just pound pals when I'm in town
by WTT82 December 6, 2018
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Potato pal

Potato pals are not friends but potato they are there for you when you need them. Potato pals don’t care of you look they care about the inside.Potato pals often understand everything.
Monty-(texting on a group chat): we can still be potato pals!
Group chat: Yesss
by The_realbillgates February 24, 2019
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parachute pals

Friends who can be counted on to "catch you as you fall" and/or "ease your descent" --- i.e., they'll always "be there for you" during times of emotional distress, offer helpful ideas/cautions, etc.
Anytime an on-line "friend" whom I have not met yet (and therefore I cannot be sure if that person is reliable or "for real") invites/requests/allows me to go and meet him somewhere, I always peruse the map to see if any of my "parachute pals" happen to live in that same general area, and if so, I call them up first to ask if I may make a "secondary journey" over to visit them for a while if the person whom I was going to meet during my "primary mission" is either a no-show or not sociable/reasonable to me... it helps make the trip not be a total waste of time and travel-expenses, plus I'll have a shoulder to cry on and soothe me in my humiliation and disappointment at my failed attempt to cultivate a new friendship.
by QuacksO July 18, 2018
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Pal

A word only legally useable by 40+ year old white dads, who’s English lexicon is specifically limited to similar words such as: ‘bucko’ and ‘buddy’, and phrases such as: ‘newsflash’, ‘son of a gun’ and ‘listen here’
Guy 1: You’re a real asshat buddy
Guy2 Newflash pal, you’re gonna get a real beating if you don’t stop
Guy 2: You know bucko, you’re a true son of a gun
by LigmaBallsLMAO July 29, 2018
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Too Huge Pal

Adjective

1. Referring to a egotistic man-child that hits the gym every couple of day, once seeing some results begins to annoyingly take up unnecessary space by moving his arms outward as if on a cross. Where he probably should be. Once sufficient excess space is take he begins to pretend he can no loner move as he is now "Too huge".
Ken me mate, I need a whole booth at the restaurant cuz o' these absolute banging guns man, just too huge pal.

I was tryna get a cheeky shag wi me nan but ken me mate, Im too huge pal

Don't you just hate it when you canny go for a swim at the beach cuz your pecks are too big man? Canny swim cuz i'm too huge pal.
by Buffington Beef Broth August 7, 2018
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