Lego Mario

Lego Mario is a Lego version of Mario known to look creepy when its turned off.

You look as creepy as Lego Mario

by LegoMarioweege July 16, 2022

Super Mario

The best video game franchise in the world.

My friend: Do you wanna play sonic the hedgehog or Super Mario?

me: SUPER MARIO!!!!!!!!

by pink testicles March 16, 2021

mature mario

How to explain Luigi from Super Mario Bros.

Person 1: "How would you describe Luigi?"
Person 2: "Mature Mario."

by therealpufferfish June 5, 2023

Mario Stomp

To leap into the air and come down in such a manner that your foot stomps someone or something, preferably someone's face or head. This comes from the manner in which Mario from the Nintendo video game series defeats most of his opponents.

If Michael Jordan were a Street Fighter character, he would Mario Stomp M Bison as his special move.

by Bizarro Ninja July 28, 2011

Mario Dick

A dick that is short and fat. comparable with the fact Mario and Luigi have different heights and weights.
Basically a chode.

Hahaha Jamie really has a Mario Dick!

by tommyboygamer123 July 6, 2020

Mario Treats

Psilocybin containing mushrooms that are used recreationally to attain a "high". Nickname comes from Nintendo's classic game, Mario, where Mario and Luigi eat various mushrooms to attain either an extra life, a "1UP", or an extra hit.

"Hey man, those Mario treats kicked my ass last night."
"Yeah, I was tripping pretty hard."

by Hippiekid42 June 17, 2009

Mario and Lauren

A mario and a Lauren are mentally and physically empowered in every sense. These two together are like the Big Bang to a stick of dinamite, there's no comparison. These two ooze excellence. When there's a task at hand at hand they never fail to conquer it. You can characterize these two as perfect . These two are some sexy beasts. When they walk in the room the whole crowd looks at them like whaaat!. Their sexual appetite for one another unmatched. They are like lions in mating season. "This shit is raw"! Above all else their love for one another is deep and pure, untainted. And they both know how to move their ass in a circle. People say that Shakira ain't got nothing on them. Bootylishes is an understatement. These two put the power into power couple.. yaass

A couple went skydiving and a the bottom they caught the handles to a zip line. Zip lined down Mount Everest did 20 front flips into a car and spiraticaly turned into a fire breathing dragon. Then flew the dragon to a tropical pineapple tree after getting the pineapples from the tree. After they flew the dragon to Dubai they drank thee best smoothie. These too were doing the Mario and Lauren.

by Phonesexxx January 11, 2017