Jake

Jake is a very tall guy who is always packing. He is very cute with those large burly arms of his and he always puts a smile on anyone’s face that he meets.

Do you know Jake?
Yeah, he is my killah!

What is that noise?
Don’t worry, it’s just Jake

by Shaquise May 23, 2022

jake

massive cock dude

that guy is definitely a jake.

by FatherShmeed December 26, 2020

Jake

I guy that likes girls more after he breaks up with them. You can often find a Jake lying about his sexual history often too

Why does he keep going with his exes? He must me a Jake

by Suhhmandood July 28, 2017

Jaked

To be distracted for a prolonged conversation about nothing by your boss or manager. This distraction generally results in you missing or being late for a meeting, late home or unable to complete work. It is recognised within your organisation as a legitimate excuse.

Sorry I'm late, I was on my way home and I was jaked at the lift.
Sorry I missed your meeting, I was jaked in the hall
Can I get an extension on that proposal? I was jaked when I was trying to finish it.

by Victimofjaking April 19, 2014

Jake

Jake is a guy that is a racist son of a bitch that loves Alex and wants to fuck her

Jake is fucking hella gay

by Facts nigger December 26, 2019

Jake

He is the most amazingly amazing person in the world he is also Good in bed

Oh look I see jake he's hot

by Mr 6969dildoman March 20, 2017

Jake

Attractive, but not worth the emotional rollercoaster he is sure to put you on.

You don’t want a Jake in your life.

by uUAV December 20, 2017