when in doubt won't

Stubbornly resolute rendition of when in doubt don't. Advice you wish you had listened to a couple weeks after

If only when in doubt won't was considered moral morrows wouldn't have withered.

by Hercolena Oliver April 19, 2009

spits when he talks

A phrase referring to a male who has no standards whatsoever in regards to whom he has sex with. A person who engages in the fucking of enormous fat bitches with big fucking baloney tits and big hairy pussies. Term is derived from the eminem lyric "I spit when i talk, I fuck everything that walks".

Man look at that cow Dave is taking home!
Yeah he spits when he talks.

by vatonyjmu1978 December 9, 2007

When you jizz on shit

sam wanted creamy pepper on her hotdog

When a guy jizz on the female and takes a shit on the same spot
When you jizz on shit

by Mjmking3773 July 31, 2016

when the imposter is sus

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by amongussussy123 November 22, 2021

When in doubt, whip it out

Getting your penis out

Steve: my Penis is too warm

Emma: When in doubt, whip it out

by Emma and Rob December 9, 2008

When bros are your hoes

When bros are on the same mental level it’s scary

John: I was watching monsters inc university and osma kappa
Mark: I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING

John: when bros are your hoes...

by Kpetee71 July 16, 2019

only when I'm pregnant

A male person's definitive "never" response. Puts to rest the relentless drunk friend-of-friend who tries to force you into a flase confession.

Drunk FoF: "Dude, would you ever consider nailing Snooki?"
Dude: "No."
Drunk FoF: "Not even if your were drunk?"
Dude: "Never."
Drunk FoF: "Even if you're drunk, horny, and she's playing with your balls?"
Dude: "Only when I'm pregnant."

by The Evil Steve November 16, 2011