Someone who suffers from chapped dick syndrome is ridiculously horny, even horny for the smallest things. This is because when you have a chapped dick, it's painful to masturbate and it's advised that you hold off on jacking off until your chapped dick has healed. So during the healing time, since you can't jack off, you feel extra horny for even the smallest of things that aren't sexual (like a woman mowing the lawn or walking her dog, etc). Hence, chapped dick syndrome.
Chad: "God, I love when women read. It turns me on!"
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
Jim: "Ah, you got chapped dick syndrome, huh? Don't worry. Just give it time."
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phonetic pangram: phonetic pangram: a sentence which uses all the phonemes, or phones, of English (rather than alphabetic characters).
argh: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration.
ARGH those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly eARGHthmoving headgear!: what a pirate says to express annoyance, dismay, embarrassment or frustration about "Are those shy Eurasian footwear, cowboy chaps, or jolly earthmoving headgear?"
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