Chad

One who farms or raises llamas and other exotic pets. Generally lives alone and smells of rotten garbanzo beans; frightens young children on hallow e'en, etc.

Joe: hey Marcus, can i come over?
Marcus: Idunno, my dad's a real Chad....
Joe: Harsh.

by Kika D. January 24, 2008

Chad

Metrosexual, nit-picky, generally thinks they are better than most people, but that's only because most people suck. Most likely a good person, but misunderstood, it's the hipster in them you'll never understand.

Did you see Chad in his black rimmed glasses? He's soo hipster.

by Ranfay May 21, 2011

Chad

usually a sporty guy who plays football,wears polo shirts with the collar flipped up, and allways has a big dick. can sometimes be a douche but is nice enough if you get to know him. try to meet one and get to know him

who is that guy with the big shlong (penis) oh thats chad, hes really good at football.

by chad_himself! December 3, 2011

Chad

A Chad is a guy that is THIRSTY!!!

They also have characteristic traits such as:

-clingy

-annoying
-ratchet (refer to ratchet definition)

-thirsty

-pig

-creepy

-DTF anything

A Chadette is a girl version of a Chad!

Drunk girl: "are you a Chad?"

Drunk guy: "what's a Chad?"

Drunk girl: "okay you're not a Chad"

Girl 1: "yo the guy you were with was such a Chad!!"
Girl 2: "nawhh he's only a Chad when he's drunk!" girl: "are you a Chad?"

by Independent Bitchez January 12, 2014

Chad

Is a comonly used term at Marshall Middle. It means a sexual organ that asians use to describe their sexual positions. Or it means what ever the fuck you want it to mean. Most girls have no idea what a chad is.

i gotta itch my chad

by Dizzy D flash chadddd October 24, 2011

chads

its a country in africa, so when u see a african american you can say there is a 'chad'.

there were alot of chads today at the grocery store.

by phillyb95 May 4, 2009

Chad

A person who will hit u with a chalk board eraser for the fun of it

Chad you, you imbisul

by Wowsers da bomb digity April 15, 2015