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ranch cannon

A wang that can launch a high volume of semen with substantial force and distance
I want to fire my ranch cannon all over the titties
by yeyeyeye June 18, 2009
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yeet cannon

Though sometimes used to refer to any gun, the original reason for the term "yeet cannon" was the idea of throwing the gun itself (that is to say, yeeting it). As a result, most "yeet cannons" are unreliable guns, the sort that would be prone to failure and require that it be physically thrown (yeeted) at a threat in a last-ditch effort.
This term can then be broadened to any sort of failure-prone firearms situation, such as a cheap mag or rounds. Either of these would also lead to a possible operation error that would require a quick-thinking firearm enthusiast yeet their chosen missile launcher at someone (or something).

While the Hi-Point pistol with the official name "Yeet Cannon" is an enjoyable meme, an example of a real manufacturer that might frequently be accused of producing "yeet cannons" would be Taurus, whose pistols have a reputation for failure (at the time of this writing, Taurus has released a few pistols suggested to be higher-quality than previous models, so in the future they may be clean of this association). Another example of a "Yeet Cannon" would be a disposable improvised firearm, also known as a zipgun (heavily illegal to create pretty much anywhere). The "four winds shotgun" made out of a simple metal tube and a cap/nail would be an example of an improvised yeet cannon.

In any case, despite this origin, you are quite liable to hear any ol' weapon referred to as a yeet cannon, right up to a Vulkan cannon.
"First you deplete, then you must yeet." -- Yeet cannon motto.
by ManyNamesNoneTrue November 2, 2020
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Skin Cannon

When the male grabs with one or two hands underneath the nutsack and and on top of the shaft, like holding a cup. It makes the image of a civil war-era cannon.
The skin cannon is great way to relive the civil war era all over your girlfriends face.
by ColonelSandersBrother June 25, 2009
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Body Cannons

The upper area of a females body, which can cause severe damage when excessivley large and in the 'Girl On Top' position.
Damn Girl! Those Body Cannons look like they could kill someone!
by DudeCalledDave March 24, 2010
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primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.
"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."
by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009
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Cannon bits

ahhh shit i forgot to check for cannon bits
by Bag of tea June 7, 2009
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Cannon Fuse

The act of screwing a girl doggie style, then taking a burning cigarette or cigar, and placing it in her butt, burning side up. While continuing to screw, wait until the butt shortens, until the burning hot end touches her asshole, and then hold on tight until you explode in her. Hence, when the fuse ends, the cannon went off.
Did you hear about Mike doing the Cannon Fuse on his girl, she nearly killed him afterwards because she couldn't sit all night.
by Gobbler2001 May 12, 2011
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