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Understanding the Todd Jackson

I person that feels he is superior to most people but is actually a punk bitch. One that usually likes to suck Dick for beer money but doesn't even drink. Someone who likes to put other people down to try to overcome his own inadequacies ( normally small dick or inferior mind). Just an all around D- Bag
This guy is such a Understanding the Todd Jackson and he don't even know it. Doesn't he know he is a total ass hat and a D-Bag
by Isaiditbitch April 22, 2020
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todd

todd is the most sexiest man with the massivest weiner ever
girl 1: todd has a massive cock
todd: the ladies love me, i got mucles and i got a big willy
by Memerlol March 24, 2021
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Todd

Todd is 243 years of age.
He loves to do human things, like drink water, Consume supplements, and many more
Todd Enjoy's the presence of Humans and the sounds they omit from their mouth holes.
Todd also Runs a Church on the side, where his loyal Subject prays for his kindness.
Join Toddism or your heart is going to be eaten by todd in the middle of night.

Todd also has a massive cock usually 25 inches long
Person 1 Have you heard of todd?

Person 2 Yes, he's a real Homie G

Person 3 I haven't hear of todd who is he?

Person 1 Oh no. Todd is now going to come beat you to death..

*Todd arrives*

TODD WHOS THE FUCKER WHO DOESN'T ENJOY MY RELIGION

Person 2 THAT BITCH THERE

Person 3 *Fearful* NO PLEASE WAIT AAAAH-----
by Zowl November 12, 2021
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Todd McJannet

1. Having a big night on the drink.

2. Getting drunk and being a pest in group chats
“I’m going to get completely Todd McJannet’d tonight, less gooooo”

“I reckon the boys will love this in the group chat
by Ishyaboisknpns March 22, 2025
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Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets

Next to embarrassingly encasing his hairy, little hobbit feet in a variety of fabulously effeminate, insoles-containing stacked-heeled boots, platform shoes and high heels, all the while being a pint-sized petite pathological liar who constantly regurgitates a small man syndrome-induced stream of Todd Howard's tall tales, the terminally insecure and aggravatingly ant-like turbo-manlet Tiny Todd "Tiddly Termite" Howard girlishly enjoys dolling himself up by intermittently donning either a black or brown boys large leather jacket when out on the town and looking for a potential manmore sugar daddy. This is without a doubt just another one of Todd "Heckled Homunculus" Howard's manlet cope and manlet rage-induced, hilariously doomed attempts at emphasizing his obviously non-existent masculinity, which is immediately rendered futile when the inherently effeminate Little Napoleon is absolutely dwarfed by every single grown-up that Tiny Todd "High Five" Howard comes into contact with, like the subhumanly stunted, diminutively delicate, devastatingly dwarfed, petulantly puny and preposterously petite, scandalously stunted little runt of a sissy fairy manlet princess that the whole world most definitely knows him to be.
Melissa: Hey, why is there a brown dishrag lying in the street over there? Ellen: It's one of Todd Howard's boys large leather jackets. The utterly insignificant and microscopically minuscule midget monstrosity was crossing the road when a bee humming bird suddenly swooped down and just carried him away! Melissa: Manlets BTFO.
by ManletDepreciator October 11, 2024
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Todd Aaron Brotze Are Michael Jackson's Successor For Latinu`~`Pop
Todd Aaron Brotze Are Michael Jackson's Successor For Latinu`~`Pop
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS)

Fully justified wave-of-fury affecting ALL "Meet the Press" viewers
Carl had seen "Meet the Press" one too many times. "why am I even allowing my DVR to tape this fucking garbage? Chuck Todd is a disgrace and obviously a mouthpiece for disgraced Qpublicans. what a fucking choad!" Carl exclaimed as he chucked his beer stein against the wall. poor Carl had Chuck Todd Derangement Syndrome (CTDS), so he decided to start a support group in his area.
by Uncle Joosie December 23, 2022
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