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otter

a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol
1: hey man what’s an otter?

2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: okaaaaay?
by BUEnator May 18, 2021
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Otter's bottom

When the inside of ones mouth feels dry and manky
Woahh dude all that beer and kebabs last night gave me a mouth like an otter's bottom!
by Acceber Nosnibor February 13, 2012
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hot otter box

when you bust a nut/jizz/splooge/skeet skeet skeet, on your girls phone case.
The other night my girlfriend was bitchin about her phone sticking to her face, I had to tell i was sorry for hot otter boxing her.
by dikfingrz October 24, 2020
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Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.
Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket
by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021
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Otter Pop

An Otter Pop is when you gently place your teeth at the base of a used tampon and pull while sliding the left over remains with your fingers up to your mouth.
Johnny decided he would try something new today...like a fresh otter pop from his girlfriend!
by T - Drummer December 15, 2017
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Otter Lake steak

We’re having Otter Lake steak for supper tonight.
by Pontiac peeps January 12, 2021
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