otter

a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: hey man what’s an otter?

2: a very funny guinea pig that lives in water.

it’s also scared by cats.... i mean who isn’t...

those furry ninjas scare the hell out of me when i sleep.

but they are funny.

they can throw anything off the table.

i like that about cats.

i have a cat at home.

every night i think burglars are pooping in my house.

it’s just my cat.

lol

1: okaaaaay?

by BUEnator May 18, 2021

Otter's bottom

When the inside of ones mouth feels dry and manky

Woahh dude all that beer and kebabs last night gave me a mouth like an otter's bottom!

by Acceber Nosnibor February 13, 2012

hot otter box

when you bust a nut/jizz/splooge/skeet skeet skeet, on your girls phone case.

The other night my girlfriend was bitchin about her phone sticking to her face, I had to tell i was sorry for hot otter boxing her.

by dikfingrz October 24, 2020

wetter than an otter's pocket

when your girl sees Marceline the Vampire Queen

when I see that fucker I get wetter than an otter's pocket

by wetter than an otter's pocket August 24, 2021

Wetter than an otter’s pocket

Madison when she sees Alex Midler.

Madison: omg look at this picture of midler

Moon: omg you are wetter than an otter’s pocket

by Thegayestbisexual August 4, 2021

Otter Pop

An Otter Pop is when you gently place your teeth at the base of a used tampon and pull while sliding the left over remains with your fingers up to your mouth.

Johnny decided he would try something new today...like a fresh otter pop from his girlfriend!

by T - Drummer December 15, 2017

Otter Lake steak

Bologna, baloney.

We’re having Otter Lake steak for supper tonight.

by Pontiac peeps January 12, 2021