ur daughter an otter

The most powerful insult ever invented. It's was said to be the cause of the Big Bang.
Dale: Ur mom gay lol
Tom:Ur dad lesbian
Dale: Ur son a nun
Tom:Don't make me say it
Dale: You know God forbids anyone to say it.
Tom: Ur daughter an otter
*Dale becomes vibranium and another universe is created consuming earth and Hitler is reborn*
by Big tits dayle March 30, 2018
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wetter than an otter pocket

your girl when she sees harry stylesgrammy performance
me: babe, you’re wetter than an otter pocket

her: oh yeah it’s because i just watched harry styles grammy performance
by thesecretchoochie September 14, 2021
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Otter Magic

Otter Magic, is a lighthearted, comic and intentional corruption of the word automatic. Otter Magic is a term used by folks well versed in firearms use and terminology. The phrase its self is used to refer to semiautomatic weapons, and specifically to semiautomatic shotguns.
Guy #1: Dude, check it out! I gust got my new pump shotgun today! I'll finally be able to shoot fast like a Boss.

Guy#2: Your stupid dude. You should have went with a shotgun like mine, it's Otter Magic! I could kill a house with my shotgun if I wanted. And you could have to, if you got an Otter Magic, but you bought a garbage ass pump instead.
by SuperBaconJam April 20, 2015
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Tickled Otter

The act of tickling someone's belly while you fuck them.

Known to produce laxative effects due to multiple stimulations.
Adrian and I tried the tickled otter last night. I shat a kitten.
by woohoomooch September 18, 2011
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Tropical Otter

A gay man who has light amount of hair all over his body or none at all, has a swimmer's build, but is smaller in frame and weighs considerably less than a bear.
Ryan is cute otter, but he's got barely any body. Oh , he's a tropical otter.
by CobalaRa December 01, 2019
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otter sugey

Juan: Look at that otter swim !!!
Danny: that's no otter that's sugey
Everyone: Otter sugey !!!!!
by Gomez28 May 14, 2017
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crotch ottering

The process of placing a cell phone between one's legs to conceal texting and other restricted cell phone activities.
Stacy was asked, "is Lisa texting? Stacy replied, "No, Lisa is not crotch ottering."
by Jaymic February 05, 2015
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